Sung to the theme of "The Flinstones!"

Vampires! Meet the Vampires!
They're the blood-suckers from long ago.
Living in the city,
By the lake that's called Toronto.

Let's fly with the Vampires through the night.
But be sure to keep your neck out of sight.

When you're with the vampires
Have a mesmerizing eye time,
Blood-loosing weak time,
You'll live a long, long time!