sung to the theme of "George of the Jungle"

Nick, Nick, Nick is a vampire, dead? alive? what the heck?
GRRRRR! Watch out for that neck!
Nick, Nick, Nick is a vampire, his angst makes him a wreck!
GRRRRR! Watch out for that neck!

When he gets in a bind, or he gets out of line,
He gets help of course of the master kind!
Cause his Father Lacroix, is quick on the draw,
And if he must, He'll bite Nick's craw!

He's Nick, Nick, Nick is a vampire, dead? alive? what the heck?
GRRRRR! Watch out for that neck!

He is sexy, cute and strong.
All the mortals that see him don't last long!
He's Nick, Nick, Nick the sexy vampire, upon your neck he'll peck!
GRRRRR! Watch out for that neck!

He'll sink his fangs into your neck,
And you'll soon be dead or on your last trek!
From. . .
Nick, Nick, Nick the exquisite vampire, angst makes him a wreck.
GRRRRR! Watch out for that neck! Watch out for that. . . . .

Chomp! OOOH! Slurp! Slurp!
Nick, Nick, Nick of the vampire's, takes blood from you and me!!!!!!!