Okay, stop hopping up and down, you lunatic, before you scare everyone! We understand you're excited, dummy, but stay calm unless you want Red to call you a dumbass.Geez, calm down, whore! Basically, what we want to do is get the cast on the Rosie O'Donnell show. Make it a whole 70s themed shindig, complete with platforms...70s music guests...one of the Charlie's Angels(other than Tanya--maybe Farrah Fawcett could show up and act all spacy like she did for Letterman) for the guys to drool over. We want to see this happen for all the whores, OK? (But especially me, 'cause I'm the wbewoman and I says so!)

So being the good whore that you are, you're going to write a letter to Rosie and say 'Rosie, you wonderful person, you know you want the cast of That 70s Show on your show! Right? We'll even make you a Groovy Whore!'. Well hop to it, whore! Time's a-wastin'!