Title: Satyrs
Author: Angel
Series: TOS, Roman Setting
Pairing: S/Mc, K, U, C, Ch, M’Benga
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Paramount owns everything. I’m just borrowing .  I'm also borrowing heavily from the TPM zine Buying Trouble
 
 
Leonardo hated the Coliseum.  He hated the smell of blood and sand.  The animal stink nauseated him, but not
as much as the animal sounds of the crowd above. Rome’s taste for blood-sport sickened the healer, leaving him
feeling soiled each time he aided one of the lauded murderers.
 
This time, Maximus had taken a wicked-looking gash and his trainer wanted him stitched and able to fight the next
day.  Leonardo did his work, smeared tincture of poppies over the wound and prepared to leave.  He’d seen eight
different Maximii in the catacombs under the arena.  The only difference was the method of their deaths.
 
“Got something to show you,” grunted the beastiarius. “Ever seen a satyr?”  He led Leonardo to a nearby cell.  “The
legions caught him up in Brittania.”
 
The man inside was very naked and Leonardo examined him curiously.  Thick black hair pelted his chest, arms and
legs.  His face was sharp-featured, with an odd cant to the eyebrows.  The ears that showed under the tangled mass
of hair were pointed.  A glance at his sex showed Leonardo exactly why the designation satyr had been hung on him.
 
“He’s scheduled for next week.  He already fought Sileneus to a draw.  The crowd was furious.  Until we ripped off his
braes and showed them that prize.  He’s going into an endurance contest.  The crowd wants to see if he really can rape
ten virgins in less than an hour.  If he can’t, well, the tiger won’t care if he’s a satyr or not.”
 
The satyr stared at Leonardo with dark eyes that cut to the healer’s soul.
 
“Is he for sale?”  The words were out before Leonardo knew they were coming.  Something in the look told him that the
creature before him knew what was in store for him, and he would refuse, with the same calm he was showing now,
knowing it would be his death.
 
“Sure.  All of them are, except criminals.”  The Beastiarius named an exorbitant amount.
 
Leonardo said, “Done.  Bring him to my house, and I will pay upon delivery.”
 
“I’ll have him there tomorrow.”
 
Leonardo hurried home.  Julia would be very unhappy with him for buying something so expensive without consulting her. 
But he had enough gold to make most of the payment, and knew how to raise the rest.  Inside the solarium was a sculpture. 
An old friend had carved it for him when they were quite young.  His friend had become one of the better-known sculptors
in Rome, and many collectors had offered fantastic sums for the sculpture.  He had refused them all.
 
Now, he stood in the afternoon warmth of the room, and cradled the marble in his hands.  But only for a moment, before
marching out the door.  Before sunset, he was sitting in the empty solarium counting his money.  He had more than enough
for the satyr.
 
Leonardo slept well that night.
 
The next morning, a loud knock at the door interrupted his solitary breakfast in the solarium.  Julia had been eating in the
kitchen and he didn’t want to be around her.  She’d been fretful and shrewish since their last son had left home the year
before.  It was the change from fruitful Juno to barren Selene that was bothering her, but Leonardo found himself unwilling
to bear the sharp edge of her temper.  He kept to his bedroom and solarium, she had her rooms and the garden, and they
went for days without seeing each other.
 
Leonardo opened the door and saw a bestiarius and the satyr standing there.  “I have the money,” he said, beckoning them
 in.  The bestiarius sat, and the satyr stood stock still, taking in all of his surroundings.
 
Leonardo returned, and dropped a pouch of denarii on the bestiarius.  “Out of my house.  And don’t summon me back to
that charnel house again.  I’m sick of patching up your butchers.”
 
The Bestarius left, bouncing the pouch in his hand. The satyr stood warily, looking at Leonardo.  He was manacled, but
Leonardo saw him gathering the chain into an unpleasant-looking grip.
 
He placed his hands palm out, then laid one on his chest.  “Leonardo.”  The satyr looked at him. He offered the other to his
new acquisition.  “Are you hungry?”   He rubbed his stomach and pointed into his mouth.
 
“I speak your language, healer, there is no need to treat me as a barbarian.”  The satyr’s voice was low and modulated.  His
accent was musical, but not distracting, and his grammar better than that of most Romans.
 
“And very well, too,” Leonardo gaped.  “Breakfast is in the solarium.  Please join me.”
 
“What do you intend to do with me, healer?  Am I to be a pet or a bed-slave?  Or am I a gift for another?”
 
“I don’t know.  All I know is that I couldn’t leave you there.  First, we’ll get the chains off, then breakfast then a bath.  Then we’ll
figure out what to do with you.  How does that sound?”
 
“Will I have a say in this fate?”
 
“A very large one.”
 
Wordlessly, the satyr held out the manacles, and Leonardo removed them.  He led the way to the solarium, and they ate.  Once
 the bath was ready, he showed the satyr to it.
 
“Do you have a name among your people?” he asked as he laid out the large towels.
 
“Of course.  You could not pronounce it.  The language of The People is far different from yours.  You may call me Spock.  It is
close enough.”
 
“Spock.”  The name sat on his tongue, harsh and spat forth, completely unlike the music of Roman names.  He wondered
what the real name was.  “The water is warm, the oil and strigils are here.  Enjoy your bath.”
 
Spock, hating the way the name sounded without the aspirations and semivowels of his own language, slid into the warm water,
eager to wash the filth and stink of the arena off his body.  He didn’t know if there was enough water in all Rome to make him feel
clean.
 
Leonardo sat and listened to the splashing for a moment, before he began looking for proper clothing for his new purchase.  He
had an old tunic, worn but intact, that should fit.  He knocked, and set the tunic inside the bathroom without entering,
 
Spock dried himself and dressed, pleased to be full, clean and covered.  He was hard put to remember the last time he had
been.  He joined the healer in the solarium, letting the warm sun fall on him for the first time in days.
 
“You speak the language better than most freeborn Romans.  What other skills do you have?  Can you read and write, Spock?”
 
“In which language, healer?  I can read and write the Roman words, but also the language of my father’s people, the tree-alphabet
of my mother’s Celts and the scratches of the northern barbarians with hair the color of your sleep-draught flowers there.”  Spock
pointed to the yellow chamomile that grew on the windowsill
 
“What of figures?  Can you add to and take from?  Or manage a large household?”
 
“I can do all of those, Healer. I am the only child of my father, a great lord of the Tuatha.  I was raised to manage all affairs under
the Hill.”
 
“Very well, then.  No bed slave, no gifting of you. You are my new house-manager.  You will see to the needs of myself, my wife,
 the two gardeners, the cook and my wife’s four maids.  You will supervise my students if I am unavailable, assist in my clinic and
greet guests.  Your word is to be obeyed as mine, and you only answer to me.  Serve well, and I will free you.”  Leonardo stood
and looked into the dark eyes.  “I’m taking a big chance on you, Spock.  Don’t fail or you will wish I had left you to wrestle the tiger.”
 
Spock nodded solemnly.  “I take this service from you of my own will, and will fill it as I can.”
 
Leonardo smiled.  “In that case, let’s get you clothing fitting your station.”
 
Visitors to the house of the Healer soon grew accustomed to the sight of the tall barbarian that greeted them and took their
complaints.  As the months went on, he treated the minor injuries and sent them on their way without bothering the Healer.
 
The maids were slightly frightened of him, being mostly young and silly.  His sharp ears and long features put them in mind of the
satyr he had been billed as.  The boldest tried to seduce him and learn if the rumors were true.  The others never learned what
had happened, but she was replaced before the next market day.  They became accustomed to him, but never easy in his presence.
 
The gardens grew as they never had under the care of the half-tuatha, and the cook praised him to the skies.  The maids, out of fear,
brought the freshest and best food they could buy.  Even Julia noticed the house was running better, when she deigned step from
 the rooms and gardens she ruled in the back.  She watched the new slave with hooded eyes, and noticed how her husband’s gaze
followed him as he moved smoothly through his day.
 
The soldier that turned up on the doorstep on the mid-summer day was fair with light eyes, his face like those of the Gauls.  A
beautiful, worried-looking Nubian girl followed him as he dragged a wild-eyed, damaged slave into the house.  The youth
complained in a guttural mumble.
 
“The legions captured him in the Caucasus mountains.  They were not gentle with him.  Fix him.”  The commands were given in
disregard of the commoners who waited for the healer. 
 
Spock laid gentle hands on the young man and he quieted.  He spoke softly, a few words in the youth’s language, and the slave
let him examine the injuries.  After a few minutes, he stood.
 
“Prefect, your slave is injured, but not severely.  When the healer finishes with the child he now helps, he will see to your slave.”
 
“No street urchin outranks the Prefect of the Praetorean Guard.  We shall see the healer now!”
 
Spock’s sharp ears caught the sounds of steps from the next room.  “As it pleases you, Prefect.”
 
“The little one will be fine, Claudia.  Just keep him quiet and in the dark for a couple days. And lots of water.”  Leonardo
showed the worried mother out, and turned to Spock.
 
“The noble Prefect requires your services for his new purchase, Master.”    Spock took the slave’s hand, and led him back
to the examining room.  He spoke a few broken words in the youth’s tongue, a variant on the speech of the northern raiders,
and got his name.  Leonardo came in and the youth started back.
 
“His name is Pavel,” Spock said.  “He was with the Legion for a time.”
 
“Pavel,” Leonardo said, his voice low and calm.  He held up a warm damp cloth, and offered it to the slave.  Pavel took it
and washed his face and arms, then the worst of the cuts on his body, watching the men as if the cloth would be snatched
away.  “Finished?”  Leonardo knew the boy probably spoke no Latin, but hoped the tone and the beckoning hand would
convey his meaning.
 
While the healer examined the Prefect’s slave, Spock began his afternoon rounds.  The kitchen was in order, the garden
tended.  The maids were singing as they wove in Julia’s rooms.  He had, after many months, learned the different songs and
could track their activities by the music.  The last patient was waiting, trying to make himself invisible in the exalted presence
of a Prefect.
 
The Prefect’s eyes followed Spock through his every move, and the tuatha did not like the look he saw there.  This was a man
used to having his way, by order or by force.
 
Leonardo came out, and Pavel with him.  “Noble Prefect, Pavel should heal well.  Let him alone for two weeks, then bring him
back.  Feed him, let him use the salve I gave him.  But no hard labor, and especially no bed labor until you come back.”
 
“His name is Pavel?  I like it.”  It did not surprise Leonardo that the prefect had not even learned the slave’s name.  “He is well?” 
The glint in the green-brown eyes said the Prefect hadn’t listened to the Healer.
 
“Prefect Tiberius, I must insist you let him alone for two weeks.  Otherwise, he will not heal, and may likely die.”
 
His attention caught by use of his name, Tiberius turned.  Of course the healer knew who he was.  There was but one prefect
in all of Rome.  He smiled, attempting to charm the man.  “Healer, I could use a slave that spoke this one’s language.  Yours
is very clever, and handsome too.  A bit older than I like, but I would pay well for him.  Where does he come from?”
 
“Brittania, and he is not for sale.  I couldn’t do without him.”  Leonardo stood his ground, knowing exactly how dangerous it
was to refuse the Prefect anything.  The man was the de facto ruler of Rome, and the emperor was a puppet of the Praetorian
guard.
 
“A wild Celt?  But they have no such ears.  What are you then? A beast of some sort that looks like a man?” Tiberius circled
 the healer’s slave, looking him over.
 
“I am Spock, of the People of Danu.”  The words were measured, elegant and executed in purest Ciceronian style.
 
“Amazing.  I want him, healer.  Sell him to me.”
 
“Not today, Prefect.” Leonardo held his ground, refusing to be intimidated by this soldier.  “Take your own slaves home,
care for them properly and see me in two weeks.  I will decide then.”
 
Tiberius glared.  “As you say, healer.”  He turned and gestured.  The Nubian girl made sure the youth followed with them.  
She had to coax him away from the healer’s slave, and he left, looking over his shoulder.  The Prefect noticed.
 
Leonardo tended his last patient then called Spock to him.  “I have made an enemy today, Spock, over you.”
 
“Yes, Master.  He covets me.”
 
“He is powerful, and could make our lives very difficult.  That’s if he does not just take you as his own.  It might be wise if
you left the city.  I have a villa three days’ journey north, near the mountains.”
 
“I would stay, my Mater.  Better to be here than alone on the roads.”
 
The week passed with no hint of trouble.  The routine of the healer’s house continued.  The sick came, and Leonardo did his
best.  Spock supervised the labors and kept the order.  Julia watched, seeing she had been replaced.  The barbarian filled
her functions more efficiently than she ever had.  She sought solace in the arms of her own lover, a handsome youth
purchased some months before. 
 
When Tiberius returned, it was not with his new slave, but with a cadre of armed soldiers and a magistrate with accompanying
lictors.  They set up an informal tribunal in the Healer’s house. 
 
“I want that slave punished,” Tiberius demanded.  “He is insolent, uncontrolled and violent.  He assaulted my girl at the
dawn market yesterday.”
 
“Impossible,” Leonardo said.  He thought fast.  He knew Spock had been in the gardens, but there were no witnesses for
that.  “He was in my bed.”  If Tiberius could lie, he could too.
 
“Am I to understand you’ve taken this,” the Prefect groped for the right word, “animal into your bed?”
 
“It’s where you mean to take him, once you’ve stolen him.”  Leonardo turned to the magistrate.  “Your Excellency, you’ve
been dragged out here on an errand of theft.  Prefect Tiberius covets my slave, and would have him.  I refused to sell.” 
Urgently, for he could see his words were having no effect, “Do not take him from me.  He is valuable, and dear to me.”
                               
The magistrate considered what he had heard.  “When I questioned the slave, she was very clear on what had happened. 
She held to the story under torture.  In restitution for the damage to Prefect Tiberius’s property, your property shall be
given to him.  That is all.”
 
The magistrate stood and left.  The lictors shouldered their heavy bundles of rods and an axe, and followed.
 
Leonardo glared at the prefect.  “How much did it cost you to buy the magistrate?”
 
“Less than you paid for the satyr, healer.  Send him with me.”
 
“No.  Dawn tomorrow.  I need him to finish the accounts here, so that his replacement will be able to take over.”  The
resigned sound in the healer’s voice worried Spock.  He knew Leonardo was fond of him and would never willingly
relinquish him to the soldier.
 
“I will come for him at dawn.  My men control all the routes out of the city, healer.  Just so you know.”  He paused in
the door, adding insult to injury.  “You can have a look at Pavel while I’m here.”
 
“Get out.”  Leonardo was no longer worried about angering the most powerful man in Rome.  His Spock was about
to be taken from him.  Until that moment, he hadn’t realized exactly how much he’d come to rely on the slave.
 
Tiberius didn’t take offense, but merely laughed and went out the door with the air of a man well satisfied with his
morning’s work.
 
Leonardo thought rapidly, pacing the solarium.  Spock sat quietly beneath the great oak in the garden.  Eventually,
they came together in the kitchen at sunset.
 
“Spock, come to bed with me,” Leonardo said, making sure to be overheard by the servants.  Somewhere in his
household was a spy for Tiberius, and he would maintain the deception.  The tuatha merely nodded and followed
him.
 
They lay apart, staring at the ceiling. Slowly the rest of the house slept.  Diana rose late, a mere sliver of herself
as she made her way across the sky.
 
“Spock, I’m sorry.  I should have freed you weeks ago. This wouldn’t have happened to a freeman.”
 
“Leonardo, my master, you have been only kind since I came here.  You have cared for me, and saved me from
the horrors of the arena.  Freedom was a goal I had not hoped for.”
 
Leonardo rolled over, and placed a long finger across Spock’s lips.  He whispered in the pointed ear, making
sure he could not be overheard.  “We leave tonight through the aqueduct.  I know you can swim.  Silently, swiftly.
We will make our way to my villa.  I have servants there who will fight for us should it come to that, retired gladiators
and former legionnaires. They have traded swords for plows, and none will know where we are.  Out the window.”
 
They climbed out, lowering themselves silently to the ground on the street outside. Leonardo led his slave into a
maze of twisting alleyways, losing themselves in the Roman night. Legionnaires passed on the main thoroughfares,
but paid no heed to the smaller streets. 
 
They found their way to a poor bath near the walls.  Slipping in, Leonardo beckoned Spock down to the waste-water
drain.  “This is large enough to get us out of the city.  It will be foul, but we can endure it.”
 
The drainpipe was close quarters, and the stench was appalling.  The slime coating it aided their progress, leaving
them befouled and repulsed as they found the exit stream.    They bathed upstream of where the drainpipe emerged.
 
Feeling cleaner, Leonardo oriented them and started for his villa, two days north of Rome.
 
“Ah, Master Healer!  Welcome.”  His cook, Christiana greeted him effusively, her snow-white hair piled atop her
head.  “My Benjamin, he told me you would be coming.  Something about having to call the men to ward off some
praetorians asking questions.”
 
“Welcome, Master Healer.”  Benjamin emerged from the back of the house, wiping his large dark hands on his tunic. 
Born a Christian in Ethopia, he had been sold to Leonardo when he refused to fight in the arena.  Leonardo freed him,
and freed Claudia, the cook, who had changed her name when she took the new faith of her husband.  They stayed at
the villa, out of gratitude, and because Leonardo let them have run of the place in exchange for maintaining it.  “All is in
order.  We informed the Praetor we had not seen you for a year, and were not expecting you any time soon.  Who is
your guest?”
 
“This is Spock, of the Tuatha.  He is my student, come from far Brittania to study the Greek arts of healing and
Roman customs.”
 
“Welcome, Spock.  Will I need to make up Mistress’s room?”
 
“Mistress Julia will be remaining in Rome.  Spock and I are here to study the healing herbs in a place where we can
grow more of them.”
 
“I see.”  Benjamin bowed.  “I’ll make up the guest room.”
 
“No need,” Spock said.  “The Master room will be enough.”
 
Benjamin nodded and Christiana hastily disappeared to start some bread for dinner.  Leonardo went to his room,
and Spock followed.
 
“Spock, you don’t have to sleep with me in payment for rescuing you.”
 
The slanted eyebrow rose a bit.  “I do nothing out of gratitude, my master.  I do this because I choose.”  He kissed
the healer softly. 
 
“You...choose?”
 
“Your hearing is perfect, healer.  You have done well by me, and I am pleased to share myself with you.”  He stripped
off the tunic, and stood before Leonardo as naked as he had been in the catacombs.
 
“Spock, I–“
 
Spock stopped the protest with a second kiss, tasting the healer’s arousal on his mouth, knowing that the man wanted
this as much as he did.
 
“Yes,” was all Leonardo could manage.  He slipped his own tunic off, and pulled Spock to lie beside him.  It had been
many years since he had been with a man, not since his own youth.  They lay together, touching each others’ body
slowly, hesitantly.
 
Spock’s hands were large but gentle.  He touched the healer softly, in places that aroused humans most.  His father’s
people were skilled in all the arts, and love was one of their favorites.  Leonardo arched under his touch, the lovely
blue eyes closing in pleasure.
 
He brushed kisses around his master’s face, kissing the closed eyes.  His hands moved down to stroke the
erection that brushed his thighs.  A shudder went through his master and he whispered soothing words in his
own language.
 
He took the kisses down Leonardo’s throat, and teased one warm nipple into hardness, knowing some human
men liked it.  But when he kissed lower, Leonardo caught his face between strong hands and stopped him from
his ultimate goal.
 
“No, no.  Oh, Spock, how could you think I would want that from you?”  He pulled the tuatha back up to kiss his
mouth.  “I wouldn’t ask such a thing of even a slave.”
 
“It is a common elaborate kiss among my people.  Yours do not do it?”
 
“No, it’s filthy.  Only whores kiss that way, Spock, and only those that are well paid..”
 
“How do men love among your people then, my master?”
 
“Let me show you.”  Leonardo rolled onto his side, and had Spock face him.  He pressed their cocks together,
wrapping his hand around both shafts.
 
“Ah,” Spock said, and brought his own hand in.  The feeling of the warm skin against his was pleasurable, and
he stroked in his own favorite motion, wanting to please his master.
 
Leonardo relaxed into the hands of his handsome slave. Spock wanted this, and it had been a very long time
since he’d been touched.  After their last son, Julia had refused him, retiring to her rooms, unwilling to risk
another pregnancy at her age.
 
Leonardo gasped as the pleasure reached its peak all too quickly.  He looked horrified as Spock bent to lick
him clean.  The tuatha quirked a single eyebrow at him. 
 
“The essence of your life.  Should it be wasted?”
 
Limp with release, Leonardo did not struggle.  Spock completed his own pleasure, and they lay together in a
patch of afternoon sunlight.  A faint “mrrowr” sounded and a tiny gray tabby came wandering in.  It climbed onto
the divan and made itself comfortable atop Leonardo’s stomach, purring with delight.
 
“What is this creature, my master?  It is lovely and pleasant.”
 
“Don’t you have cats in your lands?”  Leonardo petted it, and showed Spock how to do the same.  “This isn’t one
 I recognize.  We have quite a few here at the villa.  They keep the mice and lizard populations down.”
 
They lay together without speaking.
 
“Spock, if I freed you, would you go home?”
 
“No my master.  The stars have moved, the signs are wrong, and the  lands of my people do not touch those of
humans at this time.  It will be another twenty years before the gates open.”
 
“Will you live to see it?”
 
“I shall.”   Spock’s face was grave.  “You shall not.  I see some good years ahead of us, but not so many.”
 
“Then let us enjoy them.  I cannot return to Rome to execute the papers right now, but you are free.  I am your
master no more.”
 
“But, you will remain my lover?”
 
“As long as you’ll have an old man like me.”
 
 
 
The days passed, and spring melted into summer, and the gardens bloomed.  Spock loved to work with the plants. 
Word spread of the healer, and the local folk came, with their ills and small gifts of food and cloth.  Christiana and
Benjamin kept the household comfortable.  Julia never came.
 
A centurion clattered over the lawns and dropped from his horse in the atrium.  He was bleeding and pale.  Leonardo
tended his wounds and Benjamin poured strong wine into him until he was revived. 
 
“Rome is no more.  The barbarians have looted it.  The emperor is dead and the Praetorian guard with him.  Her
people weep in the streets and desert to the countryside.  I fought until there was no hope.”
 
Leonardo greeted the news with aplomb.  There was no way to free Spock formally,. But no longer a fear his lover
would be taken from him.
 
A day’s journey behind the centurion came a ragged pair.  A beautiful Nubian girl, and a pale boy of the Rus.  They
had asked all in their path the way to the home of Leonardo the healer.  He was in his rooms, and the servants did
not dare disturb him. 
 
“Tiberius is no more,” the girl said.  “Leonardo the Healer is a kind master who cares for those under him. We are
strong and healthy and will work for his protection.”  Her Latin was sweet and musically inflected.  The boy agreed,
his command of the language less sure than hers, and more strongly accented.
 
Christiana, always the caretaker, had them settled and working three days before Leonardo knew they were there. 
After that he could not turn them out.  Nor did he care to.  The world beyond the villa grew more dangerous with
each passing week.
 
Leonardo stayed in his villa, laying up provision for his household for the coming winter.  He took nearby farmers
and herders under his protection, in exchange for meat and wool.  The wounded centurion had stayed as a guard
for the growing household.
 
Julia did not come to the villa as summer faded into fall.  She did not come as the snow flew.  Word came from
Rome, in the form of Leonardo’s sons.  Julia had died in the sack of the city.  The young men stayed and helped
with the work of the house.
 
Life settled into a rhythm over the years, the spring plantings, the summer days in the growing gardens, the fall
harvests.  Always Spock was at his side, in his bed.  Leonardo was content, even as age sunk deeper into his
bones, frosting his hair more every year.
 
As the villa grew into a manor, and age took more of him, Leonardo would sit many days in the warm sun,
stroking a cat and smelling the herbs.  Spock would come to him, whispering love poetry in his native tongue
and holding him. 
 
The day came when Leonardo did not rise from their couch.  Spock rose, went to the gardens, and held a cat
in the early sunshine.  He keened the lament of The People very softly.  He heard Christiana begin wailing from
inside the house.  The stars had shifted. It was time to go home to Tir na’ Og.