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HERE WE GO:
 
THEMES
Theme from the Pilot
Theme from the First Season
Theme from the start of the Second Season
Theme from the end of the Second Season
JAROD
1. What happens when you get to zero bottles of beer on the wall?
2. Oh that's perfect. I'll take 100.
3. Why is there a severed animal limb hanging from your rearview
mirror?
4. Uh oh. That's not a good sound.
5. Something bad is happening.
6. Same bat time. Same bat channel.
7. I've had a lot of practise blending in, sir.
8. It's not like anybody's chasing me...today.
9. You need to chill out.
10. Don't you love Christmas? It's so Christmasy.
11. Cute! Not funny, but cute.
12. You are dealing with the devil.
13. You see. That wasn't so difficult.
14. Does it have roaches?
15. Well it's a face only a mother could love.
16. A cake with fruit baked right in. Thankyou. This has to be
delicious.
17. Gotcha!
18. Come on. You've got me. Why don't you tell me?
19. Any special reason why you're in here half naked?
20. Hello.
21. So much for the home team.
22. And by the way, icecream is good.
23. I have a good imagination.
24. Trust in the Force, young jedi.
25. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
26. Don't you get lonely here?
27. Well, I guess my luck just ran out.
28. I need your help.
29. That is not a very nice thing to say to a man with a shovel.
30. Now, I bet people would pay money to see that.
31. Practice makes...perfect.

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