Dear Diary,
Working with all those hotties, damn that made my day...that is until Joey Pot-smoker sang. I mean my ears, did they hurt or what? Oh My God...but she sucked. Anyways moving on...i didn't win that thing...I mean if Joey got 2nd Place, I should have won. I was better, wasn't I? Of course I am! My ears still hurt so I am going to bed...alone.......
Dear Diary,
My, my! Did I had a starnge day or what? 1st off, the duck suggested that I entry a beauty pageant. Of course I said no. I mean I know i m stunningly beautiful but....oh, well. Anyways..i entered and won 2nd place even though I should've won 1st place with my beauty and all. The best part came after the pegeant when Dawson told me he had feeling for me. Ahhh...that sorry puke! Did he really think that I wanted him? Pul-lease! Did it feel good to dump him! Anyways, I need my beauty sleep!
Dear Diary,
Well well...I can't believe I asked that "too tall girl" to enter the beauty pageant. Ahhh...I didn't know she was going to say yes....I mean, beauty and her...no no NO! She won second place with those f*cked up eyes and that mickey mouse voice....I mean I could have won! Ahh....Dawson that loser....i actually liked him...now that i saw him up close...ewww...Anyways..I need my beauty sleep.
Dear Diary,
Ahhh! That white trash dumped me. I told her, her voice was pretty...I lied...boy...did i lie?? Anyways...moving on...and you HAD to see the way Pacey looked fine in that suit...almost made me forget about Joey for a second.. Anyways...i am going to bed...and i m closing the window too!!!