dreamt by Elizabeth
I *swear* I wasn't drunk when I had this dream. Not really...I mean, not as drunk as I've ever... well....um, I managed to open the front door without help and I woke up alone, so that counts as not being *really* drunk, right?
Anyway. You how sometimes when you're dreaming, you don't know it's a dream, but then something happens and you realize you're dreaming and you can make cool stuff happen? That's what this one was like. I was shopping at Victoria Secret with Tanya (cos from the show it looks like we're about the same build), and we were lookin' through the stuff, y'know, and griping about how little it all was, when suddenly we came upon this whole *wall* of really cute stuff, on *sale*....IN OUR SIZE. Then I realized I had to be dreaming, so I had Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt carry us out on a pair of giant lips. Then we were in Chernobyl pulling three headed children out of glowing wreckege (uh, me and Tanya, Brad and Tom split I guess) and the kids were singing in Japanese and it was the bounciest song you ever heard, and Tanya just kind of rolls her eyes and fiddles with her Omnitool and then we're all on a boat, including the children, only it wasn't just a boat, it was also somehow my neighbor's back yard, and my mom gave us butterbean soup in tiny black and silver bowls. It was really awful soup, and Tanya said so.