dreamt by Elizabeth
So, we're in this post-apocalyptic version of my neihgborhood (which I seem to dream about a lot), and me, Duke, Nosedive, Tanya, and Tulio and Miguel from The Road to El Dorado, and the place is overrun with tiny, stupid, four-legged Chameleons, and Tulio and Nosedive are trying to convince them all that we're gods, but since they have the intelligence of frozen cabbage (er, the Chameleons, though I guess maybe Tulio and Nosedive too), they don't get it. We go to my house, and Hades is sitting on the front steps waiting for us to let him in. Tanya kicks him in the shin and steals all his bacon, justifying it with the fact that hey, he's evil fer crying out loud. Then Duke notices a huge tidal wave looming over the city, and calmly announces that it might be a good idea to get the heck outta there. So then we're in the Pond (how we got there, I dunno), and Phil comes trotting up tie a-flutter and tells us all that he's become a principal in an inner-city, gang-run school. Duke smacks a monkey in the head with a tambourine and trains me to be a lethal killer, only I choose to use my powers for good instead of evil. End of dream.