dreamt by Elizabeth
It starts with Dive, me and my student Valerie in a hostage type deal at my work (I work in a middle school) and Nosedive tricks the terrorists into letting us go. Here's how he does it: he grabs a stick, and tells them it's magic. They, of course, don't believe him, until he waves it in the air and magically turns dirt into mud, and they're all impressed. They let us go, and then Nosedive says, "Wow, if that impressed them, I shoulda done my big number!" and then he takes his eyes out of his head and juggles them.
No more falafel muffins for me before bedtime.