dreamt by Elizabeth
So, I've decided to work at a girl scout camp over the summer, which I swore I would never do again (they pay you in advance, which means they basically own you for three months), and Phil is trying to talk them down from my current contract. He's quite good at it, and I wind up with more perks than my boss. Upon wandering around camp grounds, I discover that Nosedive works in the kitchen (at a GIRL scout camp?), only he's not just Nosedive, he's also the black guy from "Earth: Final Conflict". He makes me some really good crepes and warns me to stay far far away from Matilda (he never quite elaborates any farther than that). I'm just about to start the camp session - all my students are there - and then me and Mallory are staked out in a mall, like a terrorist situation. My high school choir is there, and half of them die in the crossfire (all sopranos, heh heh). The terroroists are chasing us, but me and Mal escape through the 'employee only' door, thus thwarting them cleverly. ("But WE can't go through there, boss! We're not employees!") We then wear blankets. We're hanging out in a bathroom/closet when Tanya finds us, only she's like a cop, and we all sit around kind of casually drinking tea and chatting to the sound of gunfire. Then we're in a casino in Vegas. I bet 20 dollars playing pool, which I turn out to be just terrible at, but I win anyway because I'm playing against this guy with no arms or legs, and all he can do is nudge the balls whichever way he wants them to go. Duke plays the banjo, and is made an instant celebrity. There's something about walnuts, and boxing gloves, but I don't really remember exept that Phil was there again. End of dream.
Eat THAT, psychologists of America!