dreamt by Elizabeth
Another one had a really definite story to it. See, Wildwing was all mad because somebody had killed his Grover doll. You know Grover, from Sesame Street? So Wildwing, to show Grover was dead, held it up to the other ducks, wiggled it limply, and said, "See? Now we have to make everyone in America come to Grover's funeral." And of course, me being a real wiseguy, I team up with Nosedive and we sneak behind Grovers coffin and say in this really creepy voice, "Me am the ghost of Grover! If eeeeevybody in America do Hokey-Pokey and send one dollar to Elizabeth Billo, me will come back to life." Incredibly, everybody does it, and all those one dollars add up to millions, and I'm rich. Course, now we have to bring Grover back to life. So Nosedive sneaks behind the coffin again and holds up Grover like a puppet and says, "Uh, hello...me Grover....me was dead, but me aaaaaaall better now...." and I laugh and run away with my money.