dreamt by Elizabeth
You know how in your dreams you can be more than one person at once? In my dream I was regular me, but I was also a twelve year old me with magical powers and I was a leeeeetle bit Tanya too. All the me's were chasing Nosedive because he'd invented this super strong thread made of cotton candy that dissloved the minute you got it wet, so he'd rigged everyone's doorway with it so as soon as they went into their room a cream pie would swing down out of nowhere and hit them in the face, and by the time they looked around the evidence had dissolved. Duke was very nearly ready to slash throats over this, and somehow thought it was the twelve year old me that did it, but when I pointed out to him that twelve year old me couldn't have snuck away and set it up without grownup me snitching on her, he calmed down a little. Then Nosedive comes in and looks at me and goes, "cool, a bra!" And I chase him wielding a huge dead fish like a sword (though it wasn't a swordfish - my puns aren't quite *that* bad, even in my dreams) and we're both running at breakneck speed through the hall in the Pond and suddenly just as I'm about to catch Nosedive Grin swings open a door and clotheslines both of us with one massive arm and we fall to the floor...and fall, and fall, and fall... this goes on for, like, twenty minutes. Twelve year old me puts a curse on both of them that makes them belch purple slugs.