dreamt by Elizabeth
Have you ever heard that joke about pink lady with the pink house who gives guys cereal? Let's take a short departure to tell said joke, shall we?
So a guy's car breaks down and he walks up the road and finds a pink house with a pink roof and a pink lawn. A lady in a pink dress with pink hair greets him, and says he can stay the night until the guy can come for his car. He goes up some pink stairs into a pink room, puts on some pink pajamas, and gets in the pink bed.
The moral of the story: two out of three people prefer Cheerios to corn flakes.
The next morning (yes, this is the G rated version - nyeah) he gets dressed and goes down the pink stairs into a pink kitchen and sits down at a pink table with pink plates and pink silverware. The lady in the pink dress asks him if he wants corn flakes or Cheerios, and he says he wants Cheerios, so she gives him some. He thanks her for her kindess and leaves.
A few days later, another guy's car breaks down on the same road, and he too finds the pink house and spends the night. In the morning when he goes to the pink kitchen with pink drapes, the lady in the pink dress asks him if he wants corn flakes or Cheerios, and he says Cheerios. He eats and goes on his merry way.
The next week yet another guy's car breaks down in that area and the lady with the pink dress and pink hair leads the guy up the pink stairs into the pink room and he goes to sleep (that G rating rears its ugly head again....) and the next morning when he goes into the pink kitchen through the pink doors and sits at the pink table, she asks him if he wants corn flakes or Cheerios, and he says he wants corn flakes. He eats, thanks her, and leaves.
Okay, so where was I, waaay back at the start of this entry? **looks up** Oh yeah, the dream.
Well, me, Wildwing and Nosedive are driving down the road when the Migrator breaks down and we go to the pink house with the pink lawn and the pink roof. The lady in the pink dress with the pink hair lets us stay the night(we're all in one bed, smooshed together *real* tight, heh heh....even though nothing happened, you can delete that part if ya want), and when we go to the pink kitchen with the pink silverware, the lady in the pink dress serves us pink eggs and ham. I ask her, "Uh, aren't you gonna ask us if we'd rather have Cheerios or corn flakes?" and Nosedive rolls his eyes and says, "Y'know, there's kinda been a pink theme going on, in case you hadn't noticed." End of dream. You can run screaming now.
[does so] ~Kar ;P