dreamt by Diana Tsukino
Okay, it started out when Phil talked Tanya, Grin, Nosedive, and Duke
into doing a photo shoot for the magazine "Alberquekey: Swashbucklers
and Indian Fish" and they all agreed and went over to Alberquekey.
Note: About the magazine: I had just read "Long Lost Enemy" and
"Reunions" by Marina before I went to bed. You'll see what I mean if
you've read them
So anyways, Mallory has Drake 1 duty where she has to watch the perimeters and call Wing if there're any alerts. Suddenly ol' Draggy's face appears on the screen and he says something like, "Oh, so it's just you. I was hoping to talk to Wildwing; he and I haev some business to take care of." And Mallory replies, "What doya want, Dragonaus?" And then Wildwing walks in. He's looking down at something in his hands and saying, "Mallory I couldn't find the magazine you wanted, but I found something you might be interested in..." He looks up and sees Mallory with her hands tied behind her back. Seige is holding her so she doesn't run away. Somehow all four of the evil cocky Saurians have appeared and captured Mallory. Wildwing yells, "Mallory! How could you let them capture you!" And Mallory says back to him, "They made me an offer I couldn't refuse." and Seige unties her and she suddenly appears in a flowing green dress with a crown of some sort in her hair which is let down and she goes up to Draggy and hangs on his arm smiling coyly at him and then at Wildwing. Wildwing's beak drops, as do Seige's and Wraith's and Chamileon's. The Saurians' beaks disappear. Then Mallory doubles over in pain and turns into a Saurian and again everybody is shocked. Wildwing runs to her and says something like "Mallory are you okay?" and she looks up at him tearfully and says, "Wildwign.. I'm.. I'm a Saurian!" and Wildwing goes "Only on the outside, Firefly." And then the other four come back in. Nosedive is in the middle of a joke. "So the snake looks at the mongoose and says--" He stops as he sees Mallory and Wildwing. Mallory is a duck again and the Saurians have disappeared. But Mallory is still in her dress and the crown and her hair is down and all and Wildwing has tripped and he's like on top of her and they're blushing. Duke leads Tanya away and they go to their room and cuddle. Grin closes his eyes and mumbles something about his "inner peace being destroyed by Phil" and Phil walks in and sees them and goes "WILDWING! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THE ONE I LOVE!" And Mallory faints under Wing and Wing picks her up and takes her to the Aerowing and flies to a lake and they have a picnic and dance. Then Draggy appears again and announces, "I am a pink pig!" And Mallory stands up and says "I'm a cute red head!" and Wildwing takes her in his arms and hugs her and they kiss and it's so sweet. Then Dragonaus turns into Lucretia DeCoy and pushes Mallory away from Wildwing and then kisses Wing turning him against Mallory and Mallory kicks Lucretia's tail feathers to kingdom come. Wing tackles Mallory and Mallory kisses him making him remember everything. They lay down in the sand...
...and I wake up.
You may scream and hide now.
[giggles] S'okay, you're not as bad as Elizabeth. [dodges flying objects, compliments of Elizabeth] Wha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? It's true! ;)