dreamt by Elizabeth
See, the mayoral campaign is on in San Francisco, and in my dream I told all my friends that since I didn't like any of the candidates, I would write in Wildwing for mayor, and all of them said, "Hey, yeah!" By word of mouth it passes through the entire city, and thousands of people vote for Wildwing, so he enters the...um..."playoffs" against the current mayor, Willie Brown. Brown's campaign centers around the fact that since Wildwing is a fictional character, he won't do a heck of a lot in office. Ironically, Wildwing's campaign centers around the same thing, saying that Wildwing can't close major highways for the heck of it, or spend fifty thousand tax dollars on a rug, or solve the homeless problem by hunting them down and stealing their stuff, or any of the other horrible stuff Brown's done in office. His slogan was something like, "Wildwing for mayor: because things can't possibly get any worse". I woke up before the election ended, but it looked pretty good for Wildwing.