10) You remember when the main page had all the bighead ducks
9) You decide Tanya really *is* the coolest after all
8) You witnessed the Great BeeGees Conversion [hides]
7) You remember Hank
6) You find random haiku intellectually stimulating
5) You send fanmail to Bavamorde LeCouch
4) You know to call her Eli, not Liz
3) You've entered every single caption contest
2) You can spot the cheese -- every time
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the number one reason... [drumroll]
1) You insist on spelling it "hyooman"