(MD, Puck Hard)
[Phil, Dive and Grin walk into the room] PHIL: Who wants coffee and donuts?
[All Saurians drop their weapons and bounce around yelling, "I do I do!" "Meeeee meeeeee!!" Mal, Tanya and Duke start laughing from their places on the floor, and Phil has an extremely annoyed look on his face]
(MD, A Traitor Among Us)
[Tanya is tied up, her beak taped shut. She struggles... and struggles... and struggles... and struggles... she reaches up and yankes off the tape]
CUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!
(MD, The First Face-Off)
[Ducks run out on the platform. Wing is almost to the bottom]
CANARD: Wildwing! [Duke starts fiddling with his wrist] How do ya work this thing anyways? [Tanya runs in] Here, lemme see...
(take 3)
CANARD: Wildwing!!! [Duke aims his wrist at the ceiling, nothing happens]
WING: uhhhhhhhh... [improvises screams of agony]
(take 16)
CANARD: WIIIIILDWIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUKE: aaaaaahhhh... [fumbles with the thing, it finally shoots and spins, tieing Duke up]
CANARD: A'ight, ya know what? Gimme that!!! [attempts to untangle him. crew is in stitches]
DIVE: [runs on] Man, are you *trying* to kill him?!???!!?