Pat the Bunny

You ever seen those little-kid's board books called "Pat the Bunny" with a little fuzzy bunny to pat? Well, my friend got a stuffed Pat the Bunny (it's really squishy!), and when we went to the beach with them, they presented the chorus and first verse to us. We finished it at their house, getting ideas from and roleplaying with all her other stuffed bunnies (she's got a ton). It's a rap.

PAT:
I'm Pat, the bunny
I'm fat and I'm funny
Oooh, I love my money,
uh, uh, uh, uh

BACKUP GIRLS (chorus):
He's Pat the bunny, he's
Fat and funny, he
Loves his money, he's
Pat the bunny!

BIG BUNNY:
Well, I'm Big Bunny, Pat's big bro
And I am here to let you know that
My little brother Pat, he's really fat, (but hey,
you should already know that!)

(CHORUS)

NEIGHBOR (British, irritated yakking):
I'm an irritated neighbor, and I'm here to complain
About Pat the bunny, 'cause he's really insane!
His music has no point and his rhythm is dumb,
And didn't you know that HE SUCKS HIS THUMB?!?

(CHORUS)

PAT'S GIRLFRIEND:
I'm Pat's girlfriend, and I'm here to prove
That Pat, my man, has got all the right moves!
Yeah, if you let him out on the dance floor,
Well, pretty soon, you'll be beggin' for more!

(CHORUS to fadeout)