There’s this CD called “Mickey Unrapped”, and on it, there’s a song by the same name. I was really bored and so I rewrote it with the Ducks from MD, Quack Pack, and Darkwing. They’d just taken The Disney Afternoon off the air, and I was daydreaming that they’d bring it back, only just Duck stuff, and this’d be the theme for the whole thing. I’ve put in some of the stuff you’ll see; you can make up the rest. Don’t laugh.

KEY:
Gray = Announcer
Red = Huey
Blue = Dewey
Green = Louie
Gold = All three
Lavender = Gosalyn
Cyan = Mighty Ducks
Yellow = Nosedive
Purple = Duke

We’ve just received an urgent news bulletin: WARNING! Three ducks have escaped from the maximum security high school in Aneheim, California. Lock your windows and stay indoors; these ducks are considered rhyming and dangerous...

[while the chorus plays, the logo for Quack Pack pans across the screen.]
Ducks in the hood
We are
Ducks in the hood
Ducks in the hood
Baby
Ducks in the hood

[Huey, Dewey, and Louie are walking down the street. They are wearing shades, “most cool.”]
We’re three tough ducks with an attitude
Some say we’re cool, some say we’re rude
Huey, Dewey, Louie,
we rule the beat
On the street right known to our six webbed feet
But if you could bust a move on us well
then you should!
But you never would ‘cause we’re ducks
In the hood

~ chorus, with spoken interludes ~
Ya don’t mess with us!
We throw down the rhyme.
Yeah, then we pick it up again!
Hey Louie? Get a clue!

[the logo for Darkwing Duck pans, Gosalyn joins the boys]
Wannabes don’t mess with these Ducks
They get tripped up and end up stuck
They can’t write no lyric (not like we hear it)
When we break a rhyme, no one gets near it
So get outta the way when we play!
Ya step on the stage with us? NO WAY!
We’ll eat you Jack, just like a snack
It’s a duck attack, and that’s a fact!

~ chorus, with spoken interludes ~
I got the bill with the chill!
Yeah, I got the wing with the thing!
AUGH! I got soda all over myself!
[sigh] Wake up, Lou...

[as the announcer speaks, the Mighty Ducks flash across the screen, then fade into an overhead view of the Pond, where the mentioned mob is gathered]
We’ve just heard an update on the ducks situation. An enthusiastic mob of teenagers have assembled outside the Aneheim Pond. The Mighty Ducks are leading them in some kind of chant...

D-U-CK
Everybody in the ‘hood say “Hey!”
D-U-CK
Everybody in the ‘hood say “Hey!”
D-U-CK
Everybody in the ‘hood say “Hey!”
D-U-CK
Everybody, everybody!

~ chorus repeat, with spoken interludes ~
I’m breakin’ a rhyme!
I’m bustin’ on the mic!
Sheah, Uncle D’s gonna bust our tails when we get back!

I’m tough...
I’m smooth...
I’m so thirsty; that soda got everywhere!

Hey, uh, guys? How come we’re fading?
We’re not done yet!
*I* am...