The Mighty Bunch

sung to the tune of "The Brady Bunch"
Here’s the story
Of a Duck named “Drakie”
For him, fighting Saurians was a daily task.
All of them could disappear; Drake couldn’t find them
‘Til he invented THE MASK...

It’s the story
Of the goalie Wildwing
His best buddy was the team captain Canard.
He recruited ‘Wing, and his brother Nosedive.
(A real “wild card!”)

Until one day
Dragaunus took over Puckworld,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That these three must somehow form a strike team;
That’s the way they began 
The Mighty Bunch!

CHORUS 1
The Mighty Bunch!  (da na na na)
The Mighty Bunch!  (da na na na)
That’s the way they began
The Mighty Bunch!

First up was Mallory,
A military captain;
Of mechanical devices, she ain’t fond.
Next was Duke L’Orange,
A former jewel thief,
Way cooler than James Bond!

Then there was Tanya,
A science expert;
She only blew up objects now and then…
Grin was a big duck
Living like the Buddha
Yeah, he was into Zen.

Five commandos 
(And one kid brother)!
Canard had his strike force in a punch!
Now they only had one choice: to take out Dragaunus!
And they’re on their way to becoming 
The Mighty Bunch!

CHORUS 2
The Mighty Bunch!  (da na na na)
The Mighty Bunch!  (da na na na)
They’re on their way to becoming
The Mighty Bunch!

They chased Draggy
Through a dimensional gateway
An electromagentic worm could have spelled their doom.
But Canard sacrificed himself
Left the Mask with Wildwing
Now captain, I presume.

Landing in Aneheim,
They met Thrash and Mookie
Two punks who showed them to the hockey rink
The Ducks proved themselves to Phil,
Who became their manager.
(That’s worse than you might think!)

Now at last
As Aneheim’s home team,
The Ducks are gonna eat Draggy for lunch!
Whether they save us from madmen
Or world domination,
They’re the heroes that we know as 
The Mighty Bunch!

CHORUS 3
The Mighty Bunch!  (da na na na)
The Mighty Bunch!  (da na na na)
They’re the heroes that we know as
The Mighty Bunch!