So you've got it bad for Bachelorette #1. We're sure you would have loved these super girls too. Too bad for you, cuz they're NIFTY!

Meet Bachelorette #2
Bachelorette #2 is a scientific research assistant for Igor & Co. and also a cheerleader for the Green Bay Hunchbackers little league team. She is originally from Bulgaria. A true cheesehead, she enjoys limburger cheese, polka music, and horror films. Say hello to Ann Thrax!



*hobbles over, and knocks you down with a huge bear hug reeking of limburger cheese*


Meet Bachelorette #3
Bachelorette #3 has traveled all over the world as a talented performer. She's had more success than anyone was prepared for. Meet....



Oh, wait. Micheal Jackson's a guy. Oops. Nevermind.

Now it's time to meet your date, Bachelorette #1!! Find out who's behind that heart!!