Quotes from Dawson's Creek
Pilot Episode
Joey:  I just think our merging horomones are destined to alter our relationship and I'm trying to limit the fallout.

Dawson:  Wipe the drool, dude.
Pacey:   She was flirting with me
Dawson:  She was laughing at you.

Jen:  Movies... what's the attraction?
Dawson:  I reject reality.

Jen:  Are you familiar with obsessive reality disorder?
Dawson:  It's beyond that.  See, I believe that all the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life's questions can be found in a Spielberg film.  It's a theory that I've been working on.  Whenever I have a problem, all I have to do is look through the right Spielberg movie, and the answer's revealed.

Joey:  You're just looking for a conflict.  Everything's a potential script for you.  Accept your perfect life, Dawson.  It's reality.

Dawson:  What are you doing reading Cosmopolitan?
Pacey:  Listen, I have three mentally diverse sisters.  Cosmo is my standpoint.

Pacey:  Come on, man, be assertive.  Get in there, talk to her, alright?  You know, you should be the one reading Cosmo.  It'll build up your female esteem.

Dawson:  I see you've met Robert Fulford.
Jen:  Nice guy.
Dawson:  Yeah... jock quarterback by day,  schizophrenic transvestite by night.