Before I you go on I would like to say thanks to Beef Cake Sound Archive for having their haiku poems. That is what gave me the idea of South Park Limericks. Send me your South Park Limericks. The South Park Limericks are also my idea and can't be said on anyone elses page unless given permission.
There once was a kid named Stan
Who doesn't act quite like a man
Hosptials make him queasy
Love making him uneasy
And from Shelly, his sister, he ran.
Kenny has a hood over his head
Which makes you not understand what he said
Kenny poor guy
He always does die
And if he doesn't we wish he was dead!
Cartmans not fat he's bigboned
And his uncle always gets stoned
He doesn't know how to spell
Or study as well
And after his party he groaned.
Kyles is a bad mouthed Jew
Who once heard an alien moo.
He has Ike for a brother
And a bitch for a mother
And his dad did it with Mr. Cartman Too.
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