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Before I you go on I would like to say thanks to Beef Cake Sound Archive for having their haiku poems. That is what gave me the idea of South Park Limericks. Warning: Contains Vulgar Language! Send me your South Park Limericks. The South Park Limericks are also my idea and can't be said on anyone elses page unless given permission.

"STAN"

by ME

There once was a kid named Stan

Who doesn't act quite like a man

Hosptials make him queasy

Love making him uneasy

And from Shelly, his sister, he ran.

"KENNY"

by ME

Kenny has a hood over his head

Which makes you not understand what he said

Kenny poor guy

He always does die

And if he doesn't we wish he was dead!

"CARTMAN"

by ME

Cartmans not fat he's bigboned

And his uncle always gets stoned

He doesn't know how to spell

Or study as well

And after his party he groaned.

"KYLE"

by ME

Kyles is a bad mouthed Jew

Who once heard an alien moo.

He has Ike for a brother

And a bitch for a mother

And his dad did it with Mr. Cartman Too.