I'd Like To Speak To The Manager

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

Tallulah is the proprietor of this establishment. Elaine ran away so don't come a-knockin' for her. If you got some kinda problem you can email Tallulah.

Manager of the TallulahLand Hotel, Tallulah

Wanna talk to the creator and overlord of the TallulahLand universe? Well, that's too bad 'cause she doesn't talk to anyone. She just sits behind her large desk, smokin' cubans, and cursin' in Yiddish. But you can try and reach her...go ahead. Ha! (That's hardly an accurate caricature, Laney you stupid head)

Hear Tallulah at a recent TallulahLand Hotel meeting

manager_tallulah@hotmail.com

Chambermaid of the TallulahLand Hotel, Elaine (who's run away)

The TallulahLand Hotel is kept in good working order (more or less...all right, less) by the chambermaid of The TallulahLand Hotel (who's run away). Help her with the HTML, she's retarded! (i'll say) Maybe she'll give you free soaps shaped like The Du' (yeah, if you can find her).
Hear Laney at a recent TallulahLand Hotel meeting
Elaine@IRanAway.com

I Wanna Go Back To The Lobby Right Now

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