SOUTH PARK
DRINKING GAME
This game is currently for 5 players. Each player takes a card and when
one of the things on the card occurs take the number of drinks specified. This page will be periodically updated so check back soon.
CARD 1
1) If Cartman says “Kick Ass”[1 drink]
2) If Kenny is killed by a force of nature[2
drinks]
3) If Pip is made fun of in any way[4 drinks]
4) If Kyle’s brother Ike is shown[6 drinks]
5) If Stan pukes[2 drinks]
6) If any pet is shown[5 drinks]
7) If any word is “beeped out”[7 drinks]
8) If Kenny’s parents are shown[10 drinks]
CARD 2
1) If Chef sing a love song to anyone besides
the children[3 drinks]
2) If Kyle’s mom says “WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!”[5
drinks]
3) If Officer Barbrady says something like”Move
along, nothing to see here”[7 drinks]
4) If the “N” is backward on the chalkboard[1
drink]
5) If a celebrity does a guest voice[6 drinks]
7) If the mayor insults the townspeople in
any way[8 drinks]
8) If Stan’s grandpa is shown[2 drinks]
CARD 3
1) If Wendy talks to Stan[1 drink]
2) If Officer Barbarity is completely negligent
of his duties[4 drinks]
3) If anyone besides Chef sings a song[8 drinks]
4) If Uncle Jimbo says “It’s comin’ right
for us”[5 drinks]
5) If Cartman says “I’m not fat,” and then
some other term(ex: I’m big boned)[3 drinks]
6) If anyone says “Make sweet love” besides
chef[6 drinks]
7) If “The Sports Book” betting bar is shown[8
drinks]
8) If the school counselor says “OK”[3 Drinks]
CARD 4
1) If “Jesus and Pals” is on TV[5 drinks]
2) If anyone is drinking beer[3 drinks, 6
if one of the children are]
3) If Cartman’s mom is portrayed as a slut
in any way[8 drinks]
4) If Kyle’s dad is shown[2 drinks]
5) If a celebrity is impersonated[10 drinks]
6) If “Terrance and Phillip” are on TV[3 drinks]
7) If anyone says “South Park is saved!”[7
drinks]
8) If Jesus is talking directly to one of
the children[4 drinks]
CARD 5
1) If Officer Barbrady Says "Nothing to see here"[1 drink]
2) If an abnormal TV reporter is doing a live breaking story[8 drinks]
3) If anyone calls Cartman fat or a fatass[4 drinks]
4) If you can understand what Kenny said(You're not drunk enough)[10 drinks]
5) If Nurse Gullum's dead fetus is bobbing up and down[6 drinks]
6) If anyone points out that Officer Barbrady is worthless[9 drinks]
7) If Chef says "Hello Children!"[2
drinks]
8) If Cartman whines to get something[5 Drinks]
Thanks for playing!
This page is intended for entertainment use
only. Please be responsible in your actions and know when to say when.
I hold no responsibility for anything that may happen to you during or
after this game. Thank you and enjoy!
I am constantly trying to get feedback and suggestions and this page
will be constantly updated. If you have any suggestions
for new occurrences or to add your south park link
contact me at carmosaj@email.uc.edu
For more South Park go to these links:
Comedy central page
Beef-Cake.com--great
site
Play New South Park Games At Shockrave
Other cool sites:
Elder High School, Cincinnati
OH
University of Cininnati
Cool Games
Bob And Tom
Site created by Alex Carmosino.
Last updated 11/09/98