Mulder: Can I buy you a drink?

Scully: It's 2:00 in the afternoon, Agent Mulder.

Mulder: It's not stopping the rest of these people.

(when Mulder comes in, it looks like he's going to kiss Scully :o)



Mulder: I got something to show you.

Scully: Something you couldn't show me at work.



Scully: What reason would the military have to kidnap one of their own pilots?

Mulder: That's the sixty-four thousand dollar question, Scully.



Scully: So?

Mulder: So you and I are going to the Spud State to investigate a little kidnapping.

Scully: I don't get it Mulder. Does this have something to do with an X-File? I thought you only liked those . . . uh . . . Paranormal-type cases. Am I missing something here?

Mulder: Let's say this case has a . . . distinct smell to it. A certain . . . paranormal bouquet.



Mulder: So what do you make of Uncle Fester, down the street?



Mulder: Can I talk with you? Special Agent Mulder, FBI.

Colonel Kissel: I've got nothing to say. Please, this is an invasion of my privacy.

Mulder: Why don't you talk to us about Colonel Budahas?

Kissel: Why don't you get the hell out of my yard.

(Kissel enters his house and shuts the door)

Scully: Good thing we still kept that appointment



Mulder: Put it on my tab. (UFO picture)

Scully: Sucker!



Kid: Thanks!

Mulder: (In surfer voice) Later, dude!



Scully: What's that?

Mulder: Evidence.

(Loud Heavy Metal music starts; Scully looks exasperated and turns it off)

Mulder: Kids today, huh?



Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned . . .

Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned what!?



Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy.

Scully: Mulder, you're crazy.



Mulder (to Scully): You didn't come to raid my mini-bar, did you?



Mulder: If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?



Mulder: They're here. Aren't they.

Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, *they've* been here for a long long time.

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