GENDERBENDER
1x13

Original airdate: January 21, 1994



Scully: Did the medical examiner establish a cause of death?

Horton: Guy blew an artery. Must have been some roll in the hay.



Mulder: Each body showed the presence of huge amounts of pheromones.

Scully: The chemicals animals secrete? You mean, sexual attractants?

Mulder: Radar love.



Mulder: Hold on to your hat, Scully, 'cause you're gonna love this.



Scully: So what is our profile of the killer? 'Indeterminate height, weight, sex; unarmed, but extremely attractive'?

Mulder: It gets weirder.



Mulder: The Kindred are known for their handmade stoneware pottery. They mine the clay themselves in the local hills.

Scully: What's so weird about that?

Mulder: The white clay in those hills is particular to that region. It's also the same substance I scraped out of the scratches on thelatest victim's sides.

Scully: Well, wait a minute. Aren't these people famous for their abstinence and their pure Christian ways?

Mulder: Yes, but it looks as if one of them may have forgotten to clean under his fingernails.



(Mulder in his best hick voice.)

Mulder: You need anything from the *feed store*.



(Scully is suspicious about the Kindred compound.)

Scully: There's something up there, Mulder.

Mulder: I've been saying that for years.



(Mulder and Scully park the car as the road becomes very rough.)

Mulder: Oh, for a 4-wheel drive.



Mulder: Now, this . . . that's . . . west.

Scully: What does the map say?

Mulder: (crumpling up the map, drop kicking it, and Scully catches it) That we should be there already.



Mulder: The Addams' family finds religion.

Scully: Take me back to the 20th century.



Scully: What are you doing?

Mulder: I'm going to go back for a little look-see.



(Back at the Kindred property, the main house is dark.)

Mulder: Maybe they went to the movies.



Mulder: What the hell were you doing back there?

Scully: I don't know.

Mulder: You *don't know*?



Mulder: How 'ya feeling?

Scully: Better. A little embarrassed, actually.

Mulder: Why? You don't remember anything.


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Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. And I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger.



Michael: Hustling in the club scene used to be so simple. (to Mulder) That's off the record.

Mulder: Scout's honor.



Scully: We can't rule out the possibility that the person we're looking for was a transvestite.

Mulder: I think Don Juan in there knows the difference between the male and the female of the species.



Agent: We found something in the hayfield.

(Mulder and Scully walk through a hayfield.)

Scully: I don't understand. How can they just disappear? They have no means of transportation.

(They come to a large crop circle in the field.)

Mulder: No earthly means of transportation.



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