Spencer: I played softball with this guy over Labor Day. He was one of those nice guys . . . couldn't play and didn't bitch about being stuck in right
field.
Mulder: What's wrong with right field?
Spencer: Always the first one to shake hands at the end of the game. Didn't matter whether they won or lost.
Mulder: Gotta have an arm to play right field.
Spencer: Bought a round of beers afterwards, even though he didn't drink.
Mulder: I played right field.
Mulder: There have been reported abductee paranoia in UFO mass abduction cases . . .
Scully: I was wondering when you'd get to that.
Mulder: I find no evidence of this to be the case.
Larry Winter: Agent Mulder? Larry Winter, county supervisor.
Mulder: (Showing gloved hand) Pardon my rubber.
Mrs. McRoberts: I'm late for work.
Mulder: You can blame me.
Mrs. McRoberts: Is it okay if I have my breakfast?
Mulder: It's the day's most important meal.
Mulder: Imagine being one of those flies on the wall of the Oval Office.
Frohike: Been there. Done that.
Langly: Obviously, you haven't read our August edition of "T.L.G."
Mulder: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. It arrived the same day as my subscription to "Celebrity Skin."
Frohike: (playing with his night-vision goggles) So, Mulder, where's your little partner?
Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you.
Frohike: She's tasty.
Mulder: You know, Frohike, it's men like you that give perversion a bad name.
(Asking for the night-vision goggles)
Mulder: Hey, Frohike, can I borrow those?
Frohike: If I can have Scully's phone number.
Winter: I checked up on you. You have a penchant for . . . "Spooky" evidence.
Mulder: Don't start with that tired crap. Don't start diverting blame.
Mulder: Scully, are you familiar with subliminal messages?
Scully: You mean like sex in ice cubes in liquor ads? That's paranoia.
(When Spencer walks out of hospital room)
Mulder: He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead.
Scully: Mulder, I was wrong. Exposure to the insecticide does induce paranoia.
Scully: Yes, but why, Mulder? Why would they intentionally create a populace that destroys itself?
Mulder: Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above.
(Looking at broken doorbell)
Scully: This is odd.
Mulder: Frustrated Jehovah's Witness?
Message on Mulder's cellular phone-
ALL DONE BYE BYE
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