Sheriff: Well, Odin and the rest of them are a bunch of vegetarians. They drove the ranch right into the ground. Turned 500 head of beef cattle into pets. Calls it a monument to barbarism.
Mulder: Probably went over big with the local ranchers.
Sheriff: (Laughs) Well you gotta admit it takes some big ones to set down in the middle of cow country and start a church like his.

Scully: You know, Mulder, with ribs like these, I'd say the Church Of the Red Museum has their work cut out for them.
(He wipes off the sauce on her face.)
Scully: Thanks.
(oh yes, the infamous BBQ scene :o)

Mulder: They're Walk-Ins.
Scully: What are Walk-Ins?
Mulder: Believers in soul transference, enlightened spirits that have taken possession of other peoples bodies.
Scully: . . . But not Nixon?
Mulder: No, not even they want to claim Nixon.

Mulder: You know, for a holy man, you've got quite a knack for pissing people off.

Kid: Gotta drain the lizard . . .
Rick: What do you want? Applause, man?
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