Scully: I mean, there's nothing weird about --
(toads start falling from the sky, then stop)
Mulder: So, lunch?
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn't open. What did you say about this place not feeling odd?

Mulder: Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?

(Discussing the possibility that a man was eaten by a snake)
Scully: That's impossible. It would take a large python hours to consume and weeks to digest a human body.
Mulder: You really do watch the Learning Channel.
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