Mulder: I'd be willing to admit the possibility of a tornado, but it's not really tornado season. I'd even be willing to entertain the notion of a black hole passing over the area or some cosmic anomaly but it's not really black hole season either . . . If I were a betting man, I'd say it was . . .

Scully: An invisible elephant?

Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear once.



Scully: What'cha looking for, Mulder?

Mulder: Uhh . . . local paper. I wanna see if David Copperfield is in town.



Mulder: It's all happening at the zoo, Scully.



Kyle: . . . All animals should run free.

Scully: Even if that means trampling a man to death?

Kyle: Maybe he should have gotten out of the way.

Mulder: I'm sure he would have if he had seen it coming.



(Mulder's cell-phone beeps)

Frohike: (Eyebrows up) If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been
working out . . . I'm buff!



Scully: Well that guy really pisses me off.

Mulder: You OK, Scully?

Scully: Yeah . . .

Mulder: Calmed down?



(Scully about to perform an autopsy on the elephant)

Scully: I hope you know what you're getting us into, Mulder.

Mulder: I'm pretty sure of what we're gonna find.

Scully: 'Cause this isn't exactly in my job description.

Mulder: Ah, next thing you know they'll be doing it on MTV Sports.



Scully: There's evidence of hyperplasia and the corpus luteum is ruptured.

(the elephant was preggers)

Willa: That's not possible.

Mulder: Neither is an invisible elephant.

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