Mulder: (to Captain) What? We didn't sign in at the front desk?

Scully: (to Captain) Tell him (the General) that it's *our* protocol.

Scully: You never know when he might try and kill himself again.

Leonard: You got that . . . 'I'm freakin out' look on your face . . . What's the matter?
Roach: It's nothing.
Leonard: Bull. I spent 2 years with your sorry ass in a gun turret, I think I know when you got something on your mind. C'mon Private, make your report!

Mulder: No, what I can't figure out is why a man who's so deliberately and methodically set out to commit suicide would leave the one entrance to the room unsecured. But then again I obviously have a feeble grasp of army protocol and procedure.

(Mulder is playing the answering machine tape)
Scully: Find anything?
Mulder: No, but I'm really beginning to like the tune.

Mulder: Sometimes the only sane response to an insane world is insanity.

Mulder: Leonard Trimble?
Leonard: (motioning to TV) No, it's Fred Astaire.

Leonard: How's that? Oh, he's only the guy that turned me into second base by getting my arms and legs blown off. Other than that he was a real good guy.

Leonard: I'd like to get a little shuteye.
Mulder: No sleep-walking.
Leonard: That's good. I haven't heard that one yet. Har de har har.
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