TESO DOS BICHOS
3x18

Original airdate: March 8, 1996



Mulder: Personally, if someone digs me up in 1000 years, I hope there's a curse on them, too.



Scully: Well apparently they've learned something from you, too.

Bilac: Yesssss, I've been teaching them the joys of American Bureaucracy.



(After leaving Bilac's house)

Mulder: Nice to meet people who really believe in something, isn't it?



Scully: . . . and the lack of other suspects.

Mulder: He did look a bit squirrely back there.

Scully: Maybe because he was up late last night murdering Craig Horning.



Scully: So you think Bilac's innocent? That the victim wasn't even killed at all? That he was devoured by a mythical jaguar spirit?

Mulder: Go with it, Scully.



Scully: (Drops split-rat in bag) Ugh. Label that.

Cop: As what?

Scully: Partial . . . dead rat body part.



Mulder: Rats?

Scully: Apparently the museum always had a rat problem. They must have crawled into the engine compartment to keep warm.

(Mulder makes an ewwwww expression)



Scully: Well, it's human: small intestine. There's about four feet of jejunum and another foot of ilium.

Mulder: Do we know for sure it's Luden?

Scully: Yeah, by what he had for lunch: corn chowder and . . . it looks like he'd been snacking on sunflower seeds all afternoon.

Mulder: A man with taste.



Scully: Most probably a rat.

Mulder: More rats.

Scully: Yep.



Scully: I guess there is only one way to find out.

(looking in toilets in women's room)

Mulder: Oh, I hate this. (Lifts lid) Rats. Every toilet.

Scully: How did they get in there?

Curator: (Popping in) Agent Mulder!

Mulder: (Startled, and disgusted by rats) Yeaaah!



Curator: Police found something outside.

Scully: Mona Wassner?

Curator: No, Sugar, her dog. He's dead.

Mulder: Finally a body.



Vet: When I dissected the dog's stomach, I found an undigested fragment of intestine, which appears to be feline.

Scully: The dog ate a cat.

Vet: I also found what appears to be bits of rat fur. I think the rat ate the poison.

Scully: Cat ate a rat.

Mulder: And the dog ate the cat. More rats, Scully.



Scully: So what are we taking about, Mulder? A posessed rat? The return of Ben?



Scully: Have YOU been drinking Yahe, Mulder?

Mulder: Go with it, Scully.



(looking through the steam tunnels)

Mulder: And one way in.

Scully: And one way out.

Mulder: Ladies first.



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