(After Scully gives him a compliment on his books)
Jose Chung: And here I was thinking you were just some . . . brainy beauty. Now I find out that you also have . . . good taste.
Scully: Ok, just as long as you're attempting to record the truth.
Jose Chung: Dear god no! How could I possibly do that?
Det. Manners: Cuz I don't need no lie detector test to see the only thing you were abducted by were your rampaging hormones, you punk!
Manners: Well, thanks a lot! You really BLEEPED up this case!
Scully: Well, of course he didn't actually say 'bleeped', he said . . .
Jose Chung: No need to elaborate. I'm quite familiar with law enforcement . . . vernacular.
Mulder: You still gonna hold the boy?
Manners: Oh, you bet your blankety-blank bleep I am!
Alien: (Rocking back and forth, with a cigarette in his mouth) This is not happening . . . This is not happening . . . This is not happening.
Mulder: Well, so what if they had sex?
Scully: So we know it wasn't an alien that probed her.
Jose Chung: Agent Scully, you are so kind . . . He's a nut! I read his manifest-o . . .
Blaine Faulkner: I just want to be taken away to some place where I don't have to worry about . . . finding a job.
Blaine: One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off. Like, her hair was red . . . but it was a little TOO red, you know.
Blaine: And the other one, his face was so blank and expressionless, he was barely human. I think he was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead alien . . .
Mulder: (Looks at alien, only mouth moves) Waaa!
Manners: Yeah, that's a bleepin' dead alien body if I ever bleepin' saw one."
Blaine: Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.
Shaefer: Y'ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwords, sex seems trite.
Mulder: Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?
(The cook shakes his head)
Mulder: Have you checked everywhere?
Scully: I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room.
Scully: That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your bleepin' UFO.
Chrissy: Love . . . is that all you men think about?
Jose Chung: Although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways on this planet we are all alone.
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