Mulder: Our blind date's not off to a great start. I've been waiting here nearly 2 hours.
MIB: I was asked to make sure you weren't followed.
Mulder: It's just you, me, and the drug dealers.
MIB: Well, this area's always been known for its criminal element.
Mulder: Especially when Congress is in session.
Mulder: Isn't this a school day?
Boy #1: We didn't cut!
Boy #2: We got a pass.
Mulder: You got a pass to come in here and eat these people's food and watch their TV?
Boy #1: No.
Scully: How did you get in here?
Boy #1: Through the window. They leave it open for the cat.
Mulder: Well maybe you should head back to school. (They move for window) No, no, no, use the front door.
Scully: Mulder, look at this. There must be thousands of videos here.
Mulder: Anything good?
Scully: You know that's what Patnick was watching at the hospital when he went all 'wiggy'.
Mulder: I just watched 36 hours of Bernard Shaw and Bobbi Batista. I'm about ready to kill somebody too.
Mulder: Studies have also shown a causal connection between cow flatulence and the depletion of the ozone layer.
Mulder: All I know is television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even Must-See TV can do that to you.
Scully: No, I'm gonna watch the rest of these tapes. Just out of curiosity.
Mulder: You have fun.
Mulder: She claims she looked out the window and saw her husband in the hammock . . . with the blond. (Motions to barking dog)
Scully: *That* blond?
Mulder: A thing of beauty is a joy forever. What do you think, Scully? (Holding up a "Little Traveler" figurine)
Mulder: (Still holding the "Little Traveler") Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence.
Frohike: Glad you asked!
Mulder: Bet all you guys were officers in the audio-visual club in high school, huh?
Frohike: We have touchdown.
Frohike: But we don't want to talk about it over the phone. Big Brother may be listening.
Scully: It's not the truth, Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.
Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.
Scully: Everybody was out to get me.
Mulder: Now you know how I feel most of the time.
Mulder: You want me to go first this time?
Innkeep: Damn straight!
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