Mulder: We fear the unknown so we reduce it to the terms that are most familiar to us, whether that's a folktale on a disease on a conspiracy.

Mulder: Hey, I heard you were down here slicin' and dicin'. Who's the lucky stiff?

Mulder: There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere but I can't quite find it.

Scully: Mulder, not everything is a labyrinth of dark conspiracy. And not everybody is . . . is plotting to deceive, inveigle and obfuscate.

(Mulder grabs tray of specimens and starts to leave)
Scully: What are you doing?
Mulder: I'm gonna join the snipe hunt. Before the body count rises.

Pendrell: Shouldn't we wait for Agent Scully? Just so I won't have to repeat myself.
Mulder: She's not coming.
Pendrell: Why not?
Mulder: She had a date. (Pendrell gets all choked up) Breathe, Agent Pendrell. She's with a dead man. She's doing an autopsy.

Scully: Where are you?
Mulder: Off to water the seeds of doubt.

Ambassador: I'm afraid you won't believe it.
Mulder: You'd be surprised at what I believe, sir.

Mulder: (Referring to the small medical cart) I think this was the getaway vehicle. He didn't even touch his Jell-O.

Scully: Why would he leave is own country to come here?
Mulder: Free cable.
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