Scully: I came here today, four years later, to report on the illegitimacy of Agent Mulder's work. That it is my scientific opinion . . . that he became, over the course of these years, a victim. A victim of his own false hopes, and of his belief in the biggest of lies.

Bill Jr.: I'm sorry I'm late. My ship got stuck in traffic. You get my birthday card?
Scully: Yes, I did. Thanks for remembering this year.
Bill Jr.: Well, once in a decade.

Arlinsky: But the St. Elias range? That's a long way to go for a hoax.
Mulder: Well, if you're gonna go, why not go all the way?

Scully: This is your Holy Grail, Mulder. Not mine.
Mulder: What is that supposed to mean?
Scully: It just means proving to the world the existence of alien life is not my last dying wish.
Mulder: How about Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

Mulder: (Seeing man lying in snowbank) Funny place to take a nap.
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