Cat Story

Dear Dog, 


I'm sorry that you were sent to the pound 
for the broken lamp that you did not break; 
for the goldfish you did not eat; 
and for the carpet that you did not wet. 
Things here at the house are a lot calmer 
now that you have left, 
but just to show you that there are no hard feelings, 
I am enclosing a picture so that you will always remember me. 


Your friend, 

The Cat

 

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