Dear Abby

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust.  He cheats so much on me I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years.  It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years.  He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered.  I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby, Our son was married in January.  Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl.  They said the baby was premature.  Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?  Signed, Wondering.

REPLY: Dear Wondering, The baby was on time, the wedding was late.  Forget it.


Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.  Any suggestions?  Signed, Sam

REPLY:  Dear Sam, Yes.  Run for public office.

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