Why It's Better To Be A Girl?
-We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
-Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
-Yeah, PMS sucks. But at least we have a reason to chow down on chocolate for a week.
-If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
-We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
-Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover 'em up with a little concealer. (How do guys live without that stuff?)
-We can jump around, shake our hair a lot, and it looks like we know how to dance. (yup, that's what I do!)
-We don't have to shave our faces (ouch, that must hurt!).
-We get to slay scary vampires.
-When we get married we get to keep our own name OR choose one that we like even better.
-We don't have to deal with sideburns. What's up with those anyway?
-At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. (cuz guys are perverted, the virgin always survive :-)
-We can take stuffed animals to bed-no matter how old we are.
-We don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom. (we get to wear PURTY dresses!!! hehe)
-We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
-Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or Hanson. Well, almost nobody... (ew hanson!!!!!!!!!)
-Pickup lines. They're something we don't need to practice.
-We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
-We give really good advice.
-On TV shows, we're always the ones who have the coolest supernatural powers. and sexy :-)
-Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
-Beavis and Butthead aren't.
-The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us. (of course, operative word "sweet")
-We don't have to sit on our wallets.
-And, our wallets have a place for change.
-It's entirely possible that we'll marry Ben Affleck someday (Riigghhtt. Not my dream man sorry)
-We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
-We're called tomboys, guys are called girly.
-We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it's true...(Not in my case)
-Our magazines have horoscopes. (you mean playboy doesn't!?!)
-We don't have to stuff boxers into our jeans (how can that possibly be comfortable?).
-Female athletes aren't overpaid egomaniacs (yet).
-Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
-We look good in tank tops. (some guys look fineeeeeeee :-Þ)
-She-Ra was way cooler than He-Man.
-We have better shoes.
-And clothes.
-We'll never have to learn how to tie a tie.
-They're are zillions of really cool girl websites.
-Our friends don't mind listening to us go on and on about our crush.