Why It's Better To Be A Girl?

-We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. 

-Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm. 

-Yeah, PMS sucks. But at least we have a reason to chow down on chocolate for a week. 

-If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. 

-We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us. 

-Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover 'em up with a little concealer. (How do guys live without that stuff?) 

-We can jump around, shake our hair a lot, and it looks like we know how to dance. (yup, that's what I do!) 

-We don't have to shave our faces (ouch, that must hurt!). 

-We get to slay scary vampires. 

-When we get married we get to keep our own name OR choose one that we like even better. 

-We don't have to deal with sideburns. What's up with those anyway?

 -At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. (cuz guys are perverted, the virgin always survive :-) 

-We can take stuffed animals to bed-no matter how old we are. 

-We don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom. (we get to wear PURTY dresses!!! hehe) 

-We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. 

-Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or Hanson. Well, almost nobody... (ew hanson!!!!!!!!!) 

-Pickup lines. They're something we don't need to practice. 

-We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. 

-We give really good advice.

-On TV shows, we're always the ones who have the coolest supernatural powers. and sexy :-) 

-Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls. 

-Beavis and Butthead aren't.

-The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us. (of course, operative word "sweet") 

-We don't have to sit on our wallets. 

-And, our wallets have a place for change. 

-It's entirely possible that we'll marry Ben Affleck someday (Riigghhtt. Not my dream man sorry) 

-We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people. 

-We're called tomboys, guys are called girly. 

-We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it's true...(Not in my case) 

-Our magazines have horoscopes. (you mean playboy doesn't!?!) 

-We don't have to stuff boxers into our jeans (how can that possibly be comfortable?). 

-Female athletes aren't overpaid egomaniacs (yet). 

-Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 

-We look good in tank tops. (some guys look fineeeeeeee :-Þ) 

-She-Ra was way cooler than He-Man.

-We have better shoes. 

-And clothes. 

-We'll never have to learn how to tie a tie. 

-They're are zillions of really cool girl websites. 

-Our friends don't mind listening to us go on and on about our crush.

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