What It Really Means
What girls say and what they
mean
Can't we be friends?
There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part
of mine.
I just need some space...
...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework?
If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine.
Cheap bastard.
I just don't want a boyfriend right now.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
Come here. My puppy
does this too.
I like you but... I
don't like you.
You never listen. You
never listen.
We're moving too quickly.
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a
girlfriend.
I'll be ready in a minute.
I am ready but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
No, no I will pay for myself.
I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.
Oh Yes! Right there! Well
near there. I just want to get this over with.
I'm just going out with the girls.
We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
There's no one else. I
am doing your brother.
Size doesn't count...
unless I want an orgasm.
What guys say and what they mean
It's just orange juice, try it. Three
more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
She's kinda cute. I
want to bang her till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her.
She won't blow me.
I need you. My hand is
tried.
I had her. I had (wet dreams about) her all week.
I really want to get to know you better
...so I can tell my friends all about it.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? Is
my penis really that small?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
You are the only girl who has not rejected me.
I want you back ...for
tonight anyway.
We've been through so much together. If it weren't
t for you, I never would have lost my virginity.
I miss you so much. I
am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.
No, I don't want to dance right now. Shoot!
She'll know that I have a hard-on!
The break-up should not start for another 24 hrs.
I want to have sex a few more times.
I am different from other guys.
I am not circumcised.