T-shirts for women who take no shit!
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning, I have an attitude and I know how to use
it.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the
first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their
mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at
the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT
UP.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to
hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't just believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is...
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good
people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.