Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies
1. All telephone numbers in America begin
with the digit 555.
2. Most dogs are immortal.
3. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St.
Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.
4. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
5. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
6. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the
control tower to talk you down.
7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
8. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one
will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part
of the building you want without difficulty.
9. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even
if you haven’t been carrying any before now.
10. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club
at least once.
11. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war
unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back
home.
12. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be
necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
13. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast,
the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art
exhibition.
14. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
15. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will
wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
16. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it
before long.
17. The Chief of Police is always black.
18. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill,
just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
19. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere is
the universe.
20. Kitchens don’t have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you
should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
21. If staying in a haunted house, women should
investigate any strange noised in their most revealing underwear.
22. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter
Password Now.
23. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every
morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
24. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
25. The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48
hours to finish the job.
26. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK
Stadium.
27. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
28. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out
of your visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
29. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
30. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone
conversations.
31. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few
moments.
32. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts
so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
33. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are
visiting.
34. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
35. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will
know all the steps.
36. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
system of any invading alien civilization.
37. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
38. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow
to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
39. No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or
alien invasion will ever go into shock.
40. Police Department give their officers personality tests to make sure they
are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
41. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
42. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
43. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless
it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapping inside.
44. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur
will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
45. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment.
46. When you have sex, you'll always wake up under the cover.
47. Going to sleep, and wake up and your hair isn't messy and you have the
same make up as you had last night when going to sleep.
48. No matter what you do, you'll ALWAYS have a cell phone, live in a
mansion, have a house maid, and you hardly even show up for work.
49. Anyone can just get on a computer and
hack it or get into files that contains information they want.
50. There's always a taxi available when you're just simply going to
another place or running from someone, yet when you're running from your
boyfriend after a break up or in a real hurry, it's never there!
51. When calling someone, you only have to press about three buttons and
it automatically dials the 7 digit number or more.
52. The car windows are always down when you go to your car normally. But when you're running from a psycho, it's NEVER down.
53. When turning on the radio, you
always hear the exact beginning of songs, never in the middle or the end.
Same thing with TV, never in the middle of a report or show.
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