To the tune of "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica.
(The dialouge that people normally hear at the beginning of the song is skipped. It starts right at the singing.)
The song is about Carrie and Sami fighting over Austin.
"Duh-boy is Mine"
Sami:
Carrie needs to shut up
I've had about enough
I'll just drug her man
Duh-boy is mine
Carrie:
I think it's time you've lost some weight
You're cheeks are growing at a rapid rate
How'd you ever score in bed?
What was going through Austin's head?
Sami:
This happens so naturally
That you get jealous of me
We have our boob controversy
But I'm already a "D"
Carrie:
See Austin is (sometimes) wise
He doesn't look just for size
He loves my heart and that's a fact
Oh no! I sound like John Black!
Sami:
I don't know, just talk to Lynn
She's got a drug to get on men
Until then just wait in line
Right now, Duh-boy is mine
(Chorus)
Carrie needs to shut up
I've had about enough
I'll just drug her man
Duh-boy is mine
Carrie:
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused-he will marry me
Duh-boy is mine
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