I'm tied to the hospital
My shift's never over, I'm never home.
I'm too tired to do anything.
I'm the on-
ly one in
Salem who ever gets paid for working.
(refrain)
Gotta go to work, on every episode.
Mom, Marlena, & John
get paid for doing nothing.
I'll never have a day off.
dateless & thirty.
I really don't deserve it.
I wish my wife was Carrie.
Austin is dumb
Growing more stupid all the time,
If I had to do it again,
I'd change it all.
Refrain
I really need a life.
I wish I had a wife.
I hate the hospital.