TREY'S AOL CHAT TRANSCRIPT (10/16/98) (thanks tracy!)

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EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Camel Kill
Question:	I love your show. is there any advice you could share forsomeonetrying
Question:	to get into doing lame comedy?
ParkerTrey:	Sort of depends...
ParkerTrey:	everything that we have gotten was because
ParkerTrey:	we did a short first...
ParkerTrey:	before South Park we made a short called "The Spirit ofChristmas."
ParkerTrey:	And that's what got us the show.
ParkerTrey:	So, our advice to fellow film makers is to make a shortfirst,
ParkerTrey:	and show that to people...
ParkerTrey:	and then people can give you money for a longer version.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Untwisted1
Question:	Hi Trey! My name is Leighann and ever since I first saw whatyoulooked
Question:	like I have had a huge crush on you. I was just wondering, doyouhave a
Question:	girlfriend? If not could I be your girlfriend
ParkerTrey:	That all depends on how old you are.
ParkerTrey:	lol
ParkerTrey:	I would make a bad boyfriend...
ParkerTrey:	I work to hard on the show.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Simba Kovu
Question:	Exactly what does Cartman say at the beginning of the show,when
singing?ParkerTrey:	Ample parking day or night...
ParkerTrey:	people spouting Howdy Neighbor
.ParkerTrey:	That's it.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Quest13
Question:	Is there a South Park movie coming out? And if so, when?
ParkerTrey:	We started production 2 weeks ago,
ParkerTrey:	and it should be out sometime next year.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from WoolL1301
Question:	1st: i <3 u ... 2nd: i heard that you were offered a millionand ahalf
Question:	dollars to direct "barney: the movie"...is this true??
ParkerTrey:	I was offered to direct Barney the Movie....w
ParkerTrey:	we never got into money,
ParkerTrey:	but they did ask me if I would be interested...a
ParkerTrey:	nd I said no.  lolEAMC Host:	Here is a question from YHsakgodai
ParkerTrey:	The most difficult...w
OnlineHost:	 What is the most difficult part of doing Orgazmo
ParkerTrey:	When you do an independent film,
ParkerTrey:	the most difficult part is just shooting a movie
ParkerTrey:	with as little money as you have...
ParkerTrey:	you have a very short schedule..
ParkerTrey:	and very limited funds,
ParkerTrey:	so just getting a movie done is hard.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Vervie99
Question:	Trey, where can I get some recordings of DVDA, your band? How longahve
Question:	you been playing together, how long ahve you been playingpiano, and
what doQuestion:	you play besides piano, if anything?  Love yah! -Liz-
ParkerTrey:	I;ve been playing piano since Iwas 12...
ParkerTrey:	I went to Berkley college of Music in Boston...
ParkerTrey:	And then I studied classical at the Univ. of Colorado...
ParkerTrey:	And there's a lot of DVDA on the South Park Album
ParkerTrey:	that comes out next month.ParkerTrey:	And I love you too.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from FatNess66
Question:	ok im sorry to bother you but will kenny ever show his face..formpat
Question:	wallaceParkerTrey:	Hey, that might be good for the last episode,
ParkerTrey:	but not until then.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Olohman
Question:	Did you have a Mr. Hanky when you were young?
ParkerTrey:	Mr. Hanky came from my dad....ParkerTrey:	When I was 2 years old...
ParkerTrey:	I had a problem not flushing the toilet........
ParkerTrey:	and my dad told me if I didn't flush the toilet,
ParkerTrey:	Mr. Hanky would kill me....
ParkerTrey:	so I have flushed the toilet ever since.
ParkerTrey:	My dad is a bastard.EAMC Host:	Here is a question from X72Charger
Question:	how do come up with such funny conversations for theSP kids?
ParkerTrey:	FRom most of them Matt and I just turn on the mike and go...
ParkerTrey:	we know each other really well,
ParkerTrey:	so we know where the other one is heading with something.
Question:	orgazmo is nc-17?i heard you were in a fight to get thisfixed.any
Question:	chance of that happening soon? - ASilve6092
ParkerTrey:	It's being released MC-17.ParkerTrey:	We fought it but lost...
ParkerTrey:	it's ridiculous, cause there's not nudity sex or
ParkerTrey:	violence.EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Slate Haze
Question:	The Orgazmo movie posters have a teaser at the bottom about asequelto
Question:	Orgazmo.  Will there be a sequel?

ParkerTrey:	YEah, we're going to do the basketball sequal first though
ParkerTrey:	lol
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from MJV262
Question:	are you going to be in any more movies
ParkerTrey:	I don';t know...
ParkerTrey:	we're doing South Park episodes....a
ParkerTrey:	nd the South Park Movie....ParkerTrey:	for the next year...
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Psokely
Question:	How does Kenny come back in each episode?
ParkerTrey:	It's magic.
ParkerTrey:	Kenny;s actually a supernatural demiGod
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Woodl1301
Question:	who's ur fave voice to do??
ParkerTrey:	Cartman
ParkerTrey:	I think that's obvious...
ParkerTrey:	cause we do so much of him now.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Andmenn
Question:	1. I love your show. 2. All us south park webmasters aredying toknow

Question:	whether in planitarium you intentially made references toSouth Park
Webmaster Question:	 I.E// Elvis (beef-cake.com) and his haikus...
ParkerTrey:	Wow...ParkerTrey:	no
Question:	where do you get story idea's
ParkerTrey:	That's always the hardest question to answedr....
ParkerTrey:	I don't know where they come from.....
ParkerTrey:	Matt and I hang out and start making fun of something..a
ParkerTrey:	nd then it just turns into a story.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Kelsey404
Question:	are any of the characters on south park based on real people?
ParkerTrey:	Almost all of them are...
ParkerTrey:	based on people from my past...
ParkerTrey:	people that we knew.
Question:	When is the movie ORGAZMO being released?
ParkerTrey:	A week from Today I think.
Question:	Is the Halloween episode going to shown on the 31st this year?
ParkerTrey:	No, it's going to be on Wednesday, whenever that is...
ParkerTrey:	the 28th?
EAMC Host:	Here is a question fro WoodL1301
Question:	when r u and ur band, DVDA, gonna release an album, any timesoon??
ParkerTrey:	Well, the South Park album that comes out...
ParkerTrey:	has a lot of DVDA on it...
ParkerTrey:	We did songs with Perry Farrell..and lots of other stars.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from Bravesfn10
Question:	Who would win in a fight, you or Matt? ---Elliot from PA---
ParkerTrey:	Iwould kick Matt's butt....
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from quest13
Question:	Will Chef ever become romantically involved?
ParkerTrey:	He's romantically involved all the time.
ParkerTrey:	Every night.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from MTa9475122
Question:	What are you trying to prove by this show? Are you pointingout the
Question:	flaws in our society?
ParkerTrey:	lol
ParkerTrey:	No..
ParkerTrey:	I'm trying to point out the beauty in our society.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from MntDew999
Question:	do the teletubbies scare as much as they scare me? i need tonow!!!
ParkerTrey:	Ilove Teletubbies.....
ParkerTrey:	but I think they sold out when they did that movie.
EAMC Host:	Here is a question from DeltBurke
Question:	Is it true that if you play what kenny says backwards in theopening
Question:	sequence, he says "Kenny needs to take his orange hood off,kenny
needs to take
Question:	his orange hood off?"
ParkerTrey:	Actually if you play what he says backwards..
ParkerTrey:	he says the entire Gettysburg Address.
Question:	What is Orgazmo like, and will true South Park fans enjoy it?
ParkerTrey:	Orgazmo is very different..
ParkerTrey:	We made it before South Park,s
ParkerTrey:	o in a way it is going  back in the past..w
ParkerTrey:	e were younger and more innocent.
ParkerTrey:	lol
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