MATT AND TREY PRESENTING AT THE CREATIVE ARTS AWARDS:

TREY: boy matt, it sure is good to be here tonight

MATT:you can say that again trey

TREY:i think cartman says it best "no kitty ....bad? kitty..thats my pot pie"

MATT:my relationship with that woman was inappropriate ***** it was wrong

TREY:no thats..thats..

TREY: we're here to present the awards for uh...outstanding hairstyling for mini-series, movie or special..and we don't really know why..someone really messed up. and actually this year the emmy people let us pick the winners so uh...matt and i stayed up late last night and drank some beers and picked the winners..

MATT: ***** got drunk and picked our favorites.

TREY: the nominees for outstanding hairstyling for a mini-series movie or special are:

NOMINEES LISTED

TREY: and the emmy for oustanding hairstyling for a mini-series ,movie or special goes to:

MATT: from the earth to the moon vicki phillips

(AWARD GIVEN OUT..BLAH BLAH)

TREY: i think matt and i made a great choice there

MATT: yeah, you can say that again trey!

MATT: the nominees for outstanding make up for a mini-series, movie or special are:

NOMINEES LISTED

MATT: and the emmy for outstanding make up for a mini-series, movie or special goes to--trey and i picked-

TREY: marisa tomei..no..uh..merlin! (names blah blah)

(AWARD GIVEN OUT)

MATT: wait no one thanked us

TREY: yeah and we picked them

MATT: yeah..so weird ********

TREY: the nominees for oustanding costume designi for a mini series, or a movie are-

NOMINEES LISTED:

TREY: and matt and i gave emmy for oustanding costume design for a mini series or movie to-

MATT: merlin (name blah blah) oh..yeah..

TREY AND MATT: they could not be with us this evening.

TREY: but we except this award-really?-we accept this award on their behalf!

MATT: thanks!

TREY: thanks!

MATT: thanks a lot!

TREY: right on!

MATT: for the award. er...where's our award?

TREY: the last award trey and i are--oh..

MATT: the last award trey and i are giving is oustanding costume for a mini-series, movie or a special. trey?

TREY: and the emmy goes to --(blah blah name listed)

MATT AND TREY: (name) could not be with us this evening

TREY: we also accept this award on her behalf! so we have two now!

MATT: thank you very much for the award.

TREY: thank you!

MATT: thank you all.

TREY: oh no she's here! they put on the tele-prompter you weren't here. she's back! its like magic!

THATS IT

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