 | "...what are you planning to do in his absence?..." | 358KB
| | "...everyone was talking with funny accents..." | 277KB
| "Air Chickens!" "Air chickens? Yes!" | 158KB
| "Air Cow!" | 175KB
| "Air Pig!" | 22KB
| "Air Tractor!" | 22KB
| | "Billie, a comely female specimen..." | 349KB
| "...if somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly, why cannot I?..." | 244KB
| "Oh, Blunder" | 22KB
| | Introduction to Brain Noir | 370KB
| | "... you actually found a cab in LA." | 206KB
| | "...the result would be catastrophic..." | 218KB
| | "... you don't even know how to spell cerebrum." | 323KB
| "Please, Pinky, you are practically the poster child for cheeze wiz." | 216KB
 | "I see clams! Big, shirt-less clams!" | 127KB
| "You have the IQ of a deck chair." | 55KB
| | "In the words of the immortal Yogi Berra, it's deja vu all over again." | 122KB
| "...after I that cow, I was looking for the dish that ran away with the spoon..." | 301KB
| "You have all the reasoning power of drywall." | 63KB
| | "After him, Pinky! He's about to engage the machine!..." | 164KB
| "...Yes, it's not often you met and intellectual peer, is it Pinky?" | 162KB
| | "We believe this is evidence he was planning to take over the world..." | 116KB
| "Why don't you go off some where and evolve." | 65KB
| "Hit the floodlights!..." | 157KB
| "This guy is one green maraschino cherry shy of a fruitcake, Pinky. Let's get out of here." | 114KB
| "...We don't know what's good for us!..." | 205KB
| | "We hastened to the palliation abode of my nemesis..." | 207KB
| "I've gone to...Heck." | 44KB
| "You can stop auditioning, Pinky. No one is hiring for village idiots anymore." | 97KB
| | "My parents they're driving me insane... | 169KB
| "Curse you John Deere!" | 44KB
| "The fact your mind is not clouded my medicaiton only fills me pity." | 119KB
| | "Nah Nah Nah Nah" | 49KB
| "I hate to disturb your life long mental nap." | 65KB
| | "To coin a phrase, Ouch!" | 79KB
| "I'm going out of my mind!..." | 135KB
| | ...accept them they way they are..." | 160KB
| "I shall fabricate a wild and improbable story in order to convince the public that I am the victim of a hidden plot..." | 267KB
| "Egad, Brain, we'll be all right, won't we?..." | 108KB
| "Don't make me lock you in the glove department..." | 156KB
| | "Yes! This is a pain that is most promising!" | 79KB
| "I intend to prove that Mr. Brain is not a mouse..." | 194KB
| | "Brain loved rainy days..." | 249KB
| | "I sense that life has taken another sardonic twist." | 74KB
| | "I'm not without a certain degree of mockish sentimenality." | 76KB
| | "Don't make me separate you." | 46KB
| | "I feel week and sheepish." | 39KB
| | "At least I don't put a :-) on every line." | 67KB
| | "...Mr. Wizard would be proud." | 115KB
| "...We're stable!... | 280KB
| "You are in a strange place, Pinky. I do not envy you." | 72KB
| "This is much more funnier than the Stud." | 87KB
| | "...that was almost as thrilling as our whirlpool of fun back at the lab..." | 241KB
| "I contend that Mr. Brain is simply too intelligent to be a mouse..." | 144KB
| "Just as I thought. The same eerie quiet that haunts the artic tundra." | 102KB
| | "...My joy for you is unbounded." | 114KB
| "I find your manner unpleasant." | 54KB
| "What is this, unplugged?..." | 131KB
| | "Let's not be vindictive, Pinky." | 38KB
| "While you been rocking out to the magical voices inside of your head..." | 189KB
| | "...weenie!..." | 162KB
| "Whatever! Just whatever!" | 66KB
| "Whirlywind! Whirlywind!" | 85KB
| | "...wish you were there..." | 291KB
| | "...What are you suggesting? What do you know?..." | 249KB
| | "...I just love the Z-Files..." | 159KB
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