| "...what are you planning to do in his absence?..." | 358KB
| "...everyone was talking with funny accents..." | 277KB
 | "Air Chickens!" "Air chickens? Yes!" | 158KB
 | "Air Cow!" | 175KB
 | "Air Pig!" | 22KB
 | "Air Tractor!" | 22KB
| "Billie, a comely female specimen..." | 349KB
 | "...if somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly, why cannot I?..." | 244KB
 | "Oh, Blunder" | 22KB
| Introduction to Brain Noir | 370KB
| "... you actually found a cab in LA." | 206KB
| "...the result would be catastrophic..." | 218KB
| "... you don't even know how to spell cerebrum." | 323KB
 | "Please, Pinky, you are practically the poster child for cheeze wiz." | 216KB
 | "I see clams! Big, shirt-less clams!" | 127KB
 | "You have the IQ of a deck chair." | 55KB
| "In the words of the immortal Yogi Berra, it's deja vu all over again." | 122KB
 | "...after I that cow, I was looking for the dish that ran away with the spoon..." | 301KB
 | "You have all the reasoning power of drywall." | 63KB
| "After him, Pinky! He's about to engage the machine!..." | 164KB
 | "...Yes, it's not often you met and intellectual peer, is it Pinky?" | 162KB
| "We believe this is evidence he was planning to take over the world..." | 116KB
 | "Why don't you go off some where and evolve." | 65KB
 | "Hit the floodlights!..." | 157KB
 | "This guy is one green maraschino cherry shy of a fruitcake, Pinky. Let's get out of here." | 114KB
 | "...We don't know what's good for us!..." | 205KB
| "We hastened to the palliation abode of my nemesis..." | 207KB
 | "I've gone to...Heck." | 44KB
 | "You can stop auditioning, Pinky. No one is hiring for village idiots anymore." | 97KB
| "My parents they're driving me insane... | 169KB
 | "Curse you John Deere!" | 44KB
 | "The fact your mind is not clouded my medicaiton only fills me pity." | 119KB
| "Nah Nah Nah Nah" | 49KB
 | "I hate to disturb your life long mental nap." | 65KB
| "To coin a phrase, Ouch!" | 79KB
 | "I'm going out of my mind!..." | 135KB
| ...accept them they way they are..." | 160KB
 | "I shall fabricate a wild and improbable story in order to convince the public that I am the victim of a hidden plot..." | 267KB
 | "Egad, Brain, we'll be all right, won't we?..." | 108KB
 | "Don't make me lock you in the glove department..." | 156KB
| "Yes! This is a pain that is most promising!" | 79KB
 | "I intend to prove that Mr. Brain is not a mouse..." | 194KB
| "Brain loved rainy days..." | 249KB
| "I sense that life has taken another sardonic twist." | 74KB
| "I'm not without a certain degree of mockish sentimenality." | 76KB
| "Don't make me separate you." | 46KB
| "I feel week and sheepish." | 39KB
| "At least I don't put a :-) on every line." | 67KB
| "...Mr. Wizard would be proud." | 115KB
 | "...We're stable!... | 280KB
 | "You are in a strange place, Pinky. I do not envy you." | 72KB
 | "This is much more funnier than the Stud." | 87KB
| "...that was almost as thrilling as our whirlpool of fun back at the lab..." | 241KB
 | "I contend that Mr. Brain is simply too intelligent to be a mouse..." | 144KB
 | "Just as I thought. The same eerie quiet that haunts the artic tundra." | 102KB
| "...My joy for you is unbounded." | 114KB
 | "I find your manner unpleasant." | 54KB
 | "What is this, unplugged?..." | 131KB
| "Let's not be vindictive, Pinky." | 38KB
 | "While you been rocking out to the magical voices inside of your head..." | 189KB
| "...weenie!..." | 162KB
 | "Whatever! Just whatever!" | 66KB
 | "Whirlywind! Whirlywind!" | 85KB
| "...wish you were there..." | 291KB
| "...What are you suggesting? What do you know?..." | 249KB
| "...I just love the Z-Files..." | 159KB
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