Enter the Jester...

Hello. You must be having a really boring day if you ended up here..... But if you want to know about me, then I'll oblige ya. My name is Shane, but online I go by the Psychotic Jester. I think that name's pretty much self explanatory. I'm 22 years old, and I'm originally from New Hampshire, but these days I live on the west bank of New Orleans (one HELL of a city!). Yup! Mardi Gras was a blast! I rent from my father and his wife, and I work as groundskeeper at the Townhouse Terrace Apartments in Harvey, LA. Anyhow, here's the deal on little old me:


The Jester Likes:
  • Mangoes and raspberries
  • Seafood
  • Clove cigarettes
  • Tasteless, sarcastic jokes
  • Reading fiction, books on the occult, and martial philosophy
  • Pretty, intelligent women
  • People who aren't afraid to be themselves
  • Good red beer
  • Games of all sorts
  • Hard outdoors work
  • CARTOONS!!!!!!
  • Animals
  • An occasional joint


The Jester Dislikes:
  • Narrow-minded people
  • Assholes who smoke cigars or pipes in public places
  • Loud, obnoxious people
  • Racism
  • Chauvinism
  • Hangovers
  • Cheap, watery, yellow American beers
  • Politicians and police officers
  • Phony people who're out to impress everyone
  • Onions and bell peppers
  • Cabbage
  • Cruelty to children, women, and animals
  • People who run off at the mouth about something they don't know shit about

I also like a wide variety of music. Here's a sample listing of bands I like to give you an idea of what this range covers: Black Sabbath, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Crosby Stills and Nash (and sometimes Young), Phish, Pantera, Grateful Dead, White Zombie, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Jethro Tull, Type O Negative, Primus, Alice Cooper, Rush, Silverchair, Offspring, Ugly Kid Joe, Uriah Heap, Scorpions, Guns and Roses, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, and the list could go on for a really long time! *l*

That's me, in a nutshell. I'm an unpredictable lad that can go from serious to sarcastic in 1.4, and I have a joke for just about anything. NOTHING IS SACRED!!!!!!! *grin* I enjoy a good battle of wits, but please come armed, because I don't supply them. Thank you, and good night!

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