SEX!!!!

Now that I have your attention…

Hey, Hey people who know Teizein or Greg,

As you may or may not be aware there is a birthday party going down, in down town, so get down there! This email is basically to fill you all in on what’s happening so here’s the deal in typical WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW style.

So before everyone goes WTF is going on, who are you, where am I going, whats going on, WHY am I soooo lost/confused? Please read the following:

 

WHO IS THE PARTY FOR: Teizein Jaffer/Greg Cheffins

 

WHAT: Her omni-mega cool 20th birthday party/His omni-mega cool 21st birthday party

 

WHERE: Town Hotel! 620 Church Street, Toronto, ON, Canada, Earth M4Y 2G2

Hotel Phone Number:  416-964-3311

 

WHEN: Saturday, February 19th, 2004 @ 6 PM

If you are spending the night, please bring $25 and give to GREG!

 

WHY?: Cuz they said so, and if that’s not good enough, cuz we’re all a buncha rowdy people wanting to drink and have fun, SO HAH! If you have any special food/drinks that you think won’t be there, BRING IT! Otherwise food and drinks will be provided.

 

HOW: (to get there)

 

 

So that red square is basically where you will be going. The hotel itself isn’t a red square, but rather something that looks like this:

Here’s an alternative map (if needed):

 

HOTEL!
 

SUBWAY STATION, BLOOR/YOUNG: GET OFF HERE
 

 

HOW TO GET THERE VIA BUS/SUBWAY in 3 EASY STEPS!

  1. Get to SQ1 first
  2. Take the 26 to Islington Subway
  3. Take the subway EASTBOUND to Young/Bloor
  4. Get off Subway and walk to hotel (its 2 blocks, USE MAPS)
  5. Lather and rinse

 

 

HOW TO GET THERE VIA GO BUS in 3 EASY STEPS!

  1. Get to GO BUS/TRAIN STATION (whichever one works for you)
  2. Get to Union Station
  3. Take the NORTHBOUND Subway to Young/Bloor
  4. Get off Subway and walk to hotel (its 2 blocks, USE MAPS)
  5. Lather and rinse

 

HOW TO GET THERE FROM SQ1 VIA CAR in 3 EASY STEPS!

 

Start

100 City Centre Dr (SQ1)
Mississauga, ON CA - Hotel Offers - Restaurant Offers

End

620 Church St
Toronto, ON CA - Hotel Offers - Restaurant Offers

 

 

 

Total Est. Time: 30 minutes Total Est. Distance: 18.67 miles

1:

Start out going NORTHEAST on CITY CENTRE DR toward KARIYA.

<0.1 miles

Map

2:

Turn RIGHT onto KARIYA.

<0.1 miles

Map

3:

Turn LEFT onto BURNHAMTHORPE RD W.

0.1 miles

Map

4:

Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto HURONTARIO ST/PROVINCIAL ROUTE 10 S.

2.5 miles

Map

5:

Take the Q.E.W. ramp toward TORONTO.

0.1 miles

Map

6:

Keep LEFT at the fork in the ramp.

0.1 miles

Map

7:

Keep LEFT at the fork in the ramp.

<0.1 miles

Map

8:

Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto QEW.

3.4 miles

Map

9:

Stay STRAIGHT to go onto GARDINER EXPY E.

9.4 miles

Map

10:

Take the JARVIS ST. exit.

0.5 miles

Map

11:

Turn SLIGHT LEFT to take the JARVIS ST. NORTH ramp.

<0.1 miles

Map

12:

Turn LEFT onto LOWER JARVIS ST.

0.2 miles

Map

13:

LOWER JARVIS ST becomes JARVIS ST.

1.4 miles

Map

14:

Turn LEFT onto CHARLES ST E.

0.1 miles

Map

15:

Turn LEFT onto CHURCH ST.

<0.1 miles

Map

16:

End at 620 Church St, Toronto, ON CA

Map

 

 

USEFUL CONTACTS!

Teizein Jaffer: 416-508-1135

Greg Cheffins: 416-830-5726

Sina Hariri: 416-803-7594

Hotel Phone Number:  416-964-3311

 

 

SEE YOU ALL THERE!!! And remember: If you drink, YOU ARENT DRIVING!

 

And for those of you still wondering who the heck I am…Well…

You’ll probably meet me at the party. I will be wearing clothes so I shouldn’t be too hard to miss (assuming the rest of you are nude). But if not, just scream SINA (Seen-ah)) and I’ll probably turn around and be all confused as to who is randomly calling me.